Um. A man who literally hasn't showered in days just down next to me on the train. I literally cannot.
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@chrisgeidner pretty sure I sat by him on the plane yesterday. In first class. -
@chriscesq I'm on the Acela. Yeah, this is just a guy who thinks he's cool. He's not. He's the worst. -
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@chriscesq Yup. Like, if you're taking transportation involving close quarters, BATHE FIRST.
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@chrisgeidner the smell of an unwashed man is incredibly sexy. Keep your deodorant and your hair products. Sweat, cum and feet. Gimme. -
@duncaninla This was not "an unwashed man." This was disgusting, dirty, overbearing, and made me want to vomit. But, you can sit there. -
@chrisgeidner it's all a matter of taste my friend. -
@duncaninla No, it's rude and discourteous. It's a full train, and he's still sitting alone. -
@chrisgeidner yum, the smell of cock cheese. Uncut cock cheese. A real man.
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@chrisgeidner OMG Chris Geidner is totally being an asshole to a homeless guy--spread the word!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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