If my friend texted me, "Baby bird needs French toast stat," does that mean I'm going to have to chew it up for him? Brunch is so much work.
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@chrisgeidner They would not. Also, I weigh as much as an ostrich who has really let himself go. -
@LouisPeitzman I was thinking a twink was <strike>asking you to take him to</strike> <i>demanding</i> brunch. -
@chrisgeidner What do twinks eat for brunch, anyway? Twigs and berries? -
As kween twink, I eat pancakes. RT
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