@AlexParkerDC Things I don't give a f*ck about for $500, Alex.
@AlexParkerDC That was meant in a far more joke-y way than it was taken.
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@chrisgeidner I've worn a tuxedo like three times in my life--and two of them were for high school proms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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