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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013

    There's no milk in the house and I know I'll want cereal in the morning but I don't want to leave the house again and it's all so difficult.

    8:16 PM - 13 Oct 2013
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      2. maria lia‏ @MariaLiaCalvo 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner #FirstWorldProblems

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MariaLiaCalvo

        @MariaLiaCalvo It's kind of a joke. Just having fun with Twitter on a Sunday night. Carry on.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. maria lia‏ @MariaLiaCalvo 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner good! 'cause i was also joking. you too.

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      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MariaLiaCalvo

        @MariaLiaCalvo Well then you'll be happy to know I HAVE ALMOST MADE IT BACK HOME. Stay w me.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      6. maria lia‏ @MariaLiaCalvo 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner ok, ok...i will. i was totaling kidding. enjoy your breakfast tomorrow. peace.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MariaLiaCalvo

        @MariaLiaCalvo That was me being funny. :-)

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      2. Andrés Almeida‏Verified account @andresdavid 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner #MilkisNotAniPhone

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @andresdavid

        @andresdavid Siri: Can you produce milk?

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      4. Andrés Almeida‏Verified account @andresdavid 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner *bodoop* What's your bird name?

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      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @andresdavid

        @andresdavid That still makes me laugh out loud each time I think about it.

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      6. Andrés Almeida‏Verified account @andresdavid 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner always! :]

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      2. Karin Arias‏ @KJnet 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner #firstworldproblems

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @KJnet

        @KJnet Duh. The ending is intended to make it clear that I know that.

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      1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @nancygoldstein

        @nancygoldstein I am GUFFAWING.

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      1. (((EatTheRude)))‏ @sevenof9fl 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner And now comes the Twitterverse Sarcasm Tsunami. Then you'll be happy to go get the milk so you can ignore your timeline :)

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      1. Eliot‏ @eliotpayne 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner Not that it helps tonight but the 3 pack of ultra pasteurized from Costco lasts a long time & keeps me stocked with milk...

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      1. Annie Heckenberger‏Verified account @anniemal 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner I was going to tell you to call the bodega for delivery but then I saw you're in DC. Tough break.

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      2. Emil Caillaux‏ @emilcDC 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @chrisgeidner That was literally me five minutes ago. It will be worth it to go get it. Dry cereal is the worst.

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      3. Eliot‏ @eliotpayne 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @emilcDC

        @emilcDC Sometimes I wonder how we are friends.

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      4. Emil Caillaux‏ @emilcDC 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @eliotpayne

        @eliotpayne in reality I will actually eat dry cereal because I love cereal that much.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Eliot‏ @eliotpayne 13 Oct 2013
        Replying to @emilcDC

        @emilcDC fuck yes, there it is.

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