"You plan our trip. I don't care what we do. Except I REALLY wanna do this list of stuff you'd rather swallow live bees than do." -My mom
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@chrisgeidner@dcbigjohn You say that NOW... -
@WeeLaura@chrisgeidner if chris ends up pregnant I will never forgive you
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I can't even drink 2 glasses of wine without getting intolerable & slutty.