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    1. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @awpz

      @awpz seaworld have a KNOWN MURDERER WHALE because his jizz is so valuable. Then they showed people milking its terrifying, serpentine cock

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    2. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @matwhi

      @matwhi OH MY GOD WHY DID I JUST YOUTUBE THAT

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    3. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @awpz

      @awpz DID YOU SEE TILIKUM's WILLYCUM? Ps tilikum is a HILARIOUS name for a MURDERER!!!

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    4. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @matwhi

      @matwhi You have a lot of feelings about this.

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    5. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @awpz

      @awpz haven't you signed my petition to nuke the oceans? http://NukeTheOceans.biz ? Very important. The ocean is full of assholes

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @matwhi

      @matwhi I mean I like the ocean up here. Very cold tho...

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    7. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @awpz

      @awpz yeah I legit am terrified of the ocean and I feel like as a shitty ironic twist, I'll definitely die at the hand of oceanic bastards

      3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 20 Jul 2013
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      @matwhi @awpz Ironic actually would be dying in a plane crash on land. Going from air to land, w the ocean playing no role in it at all.

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    9. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @chrisgeidner

      @chrisgeidner @matwhi GET OUT OF HERE CHRIS.

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    10. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
      Replying to @awpz

      @awpz @chrisgeidner YEAH CHRIS because i talk about how awful and dangerous the ocean is so it's more ironic I die from that?

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      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 20 Jul 2013
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      @matwhi @awpz That's not ironic. That's the opposite of ironic.

      12:15 PM - 20 Jul 2013
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        1. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          @chrisgeidner @awpz NOT IN THE GREEK SENSE! Loudly warning of the dangerocean. The audience KNOW my ass will be filled with mimic octopuses

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        1. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
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          @chrisgeidner @awpz ugh this conversation is literally so ironic

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        2. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          @chrisgeidner @matwhi Chris you’re yelling and I am not having it. Please lower your voice and watch your tone.

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        3. Daniel Aubry‏ @Aubs89 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @awpz

          @awpz @chrisgeidner @matwhi is someone bothering you, Andrew?

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        4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @Aubs89

          @Aubs89 @awpz @matwhi NO.

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        5. Daniel Aubry‏ @Aubs89 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          @chrisgeidner @awpz @matwhi that's not what I see.

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        6. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @Aubs89

          @Aubs89 @chrisgeidner @awpz sounds like we all need to take our shirts off and hug it out

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        7. Andrew Perez‏ @awpz 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @matwhi

          @matwhi @Aubs89 @chrisgeidner no I’m okay. Especially if the ocean is trying to kill you. I don’t need that rn.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        8. mat whitehead‏Verified account @matwhi 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @awpz

          @awpz @Aubs89 @chrisgeidner well PoseiDAMN that's rude.

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        9. Daniel Aubry‏ @Aubs89 20 Jul 2013
          Replying to @matwhi

          @matwhi @awpz @chrisgeidner yeah not happening.

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