House of Cards and Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Talenti Gelato. Perfection. http://instagr.am/p/VirQ_QqFkW/
@txvoodoo I am not skinny, especially not in "single, gay, East Coast male" terms. #35andthemetabolismisnotspeedingup
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@chrisgeidner Dude, maybe not in those terms, but in Real Human terms? YOU SO ARE. Also: incredibly adorableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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