You: Can you get some apples while you’re at the store? Autocorrect: Four Score and Seven Years Ago,
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In a strange coincidence, I said the same thing at breakfast, and my Golden Retriever suddenly said “perhaps without that unique and endearing aspect to it, people feel their opinions will get drowned out in the cacophony of ideas that is the modern world.”
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Just like you made up your story about your two-year-old? No child that age can chug two juice boxes by this time of the day.
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You have a budding genius there, so the apple didn't fall far from the tree!
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"My son, that you should not be afraid to tell the truth is more to me than a thousand trees! "
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The empathy of a 2 year old overshadowing a 5 year old president.
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