Listen if I livetweet my Saturday night trip to the ER it’s because I am trying not to spiral, thanks for understanding. (I’m fine!)
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There’s a line to get in! New York’s most exclusive club is NYU Langone’s Tisch Hospital.
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It’s like you want to hope you’re overreacting and nothing is seriously wrong, but you don’t want to be that Jew who went to the ER for no reason.
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There is a woman here who is straight-up growling. An icon.
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Instead of rating my pain on a scale of 1 to 10, could I just show you the emoji I most relate to.
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“OK, open wide. ...Wow, you’re really good at that.” It’s nice to feel seen by a doctor.
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I got discharged right as a drunk woman was wheeled next to me, where she promptly began vomiting. No one could figure out if I owed anything so eventually I just left. My cab driver is BLASTING “My Way.” It’s 2 a.m. and I’ve done nothing to deserve this.
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My diagnosis was basically that bodies are weird and fragile sometimes. I’m going to bed. Thanks for the memories.
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Love you, Louis. Glad you’re OK. 
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