I was crushed when, as a kid, I was eventually told that no, I could NOT grow up to be a garbage truck JOKE'S ON YOU, PARENTS! *gestures at trash pile of twitter*
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Straw man. “Believe In something” =/= “You can be anything.”
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Please tell me this is not a subtweet @ Ionesco.https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1037751384135938049 …
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I’d love to hear his interpretation of “Mueller’s investigation is a witch hunt!”
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Can we discuss "It's always darkest before the dawn" for a minute?
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"We can start this session as soon as everybody is here" "Everybody?! That's, like, 7 billion people! We'll need a bigger room."
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