Definitive ranking of desserts: 1. Soft cookies 2. Brownies 3. Carrot Cake 4. Ice Cream 5. Other Cakes 6. Crunchy cookies Skip ahead, Skip ahead 148. Pudding 149. Jell-o 150. Literally any pie
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Listen I’d shove anything sweet into my mouth and like it, BUT if we’re being picky I absolutely prefer my dessert to be hot and not cold, and pie is just mushy fruit inside a dry salty piece of crust. THATSALLBYE
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Y’all come to Alabama and we’ll teach y’ll all about dessert, OK?
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