Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
chrisgeidner's profile
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Verified account
@chrisgeidner

Tweets

Chris GeidnerVerified account

@chrisgeidner

Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

Washington, D.C.
buzzfeednews.com/author/chrisge…
Joined March 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Aug 1

    me explaining why i'll never have abspic.twitter.com/Tw6WkA9546

    11:05 AM - 1 Aug 2018
    • 101 Retweets
    • 878 Likes
    • moira rose's wig collection Overlord Fuzz ☭ Mingli S BookerWA83 chartreuse wahoo cary mundy Cørėÿ’s Holiday Seasonal Name Darren Mike
    12 replies 101 retweets 878 likes
      1. Jolene Thompson‏ @downcorridors Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I showed this to my 10 year old — I just explained cookies the other day when a consent button showed up on his iPhone. He fell over laughing and said, "you need to tell him this is the best joke, EVER!" So, there you go. You made my 10 year old's day. 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Theo? Do we like "Theo"?‏ @teejslipko Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        omg

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. H Bear‏ @Hammbear Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        well played.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jean Mobilia‏ @jeanmobilia Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I had 4 with breakfast. Sara Huckabee Sanders had a press conference. Need I say more?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Will Cohen‏ @TheWillCohen Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. CJ(Katy) Crittenden‏ @katydogcrazy Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Those abs are under there somewhere, Chris! (At least I hope mine can be found if I dig around enough. 😯)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ira Goldman  🦆 🦆 🦆‏ @KDbyProxy Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Ira Goldman  🦆 🦆 🦆 Retweeted Chris Geidner

        Is Henry now writing your material?https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1024717657466175488 …

        Ira Goldman  🦆 🦆 🦆 added,

        Chris GeidnerVerified account @chrisgeidner
        me explaining why i'll never have abs pic.twitter.com/Tw6WkA9546
        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lynda Wallace‏ @Lynda_M_Wallace Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        ❤️

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ismail‏ @samuel_elh Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        You get ads instead

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mr. Pendent‏ @mrpendent Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Consent is very important, you know.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Erik J  🌀‏ @ejtwister Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Hahahahaha this is cute and hilarious!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1.  💐𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓹𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼  💐‏ @Britpoptarts Aug 1
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I just like food and hate sit-ups.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info