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    1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

      Also: Bigfoot erotica was JUST what 2018 was missing.

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    2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

      If you’ve not seen it yet, just sign off and go to bed.

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    3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

      https://youtu.be/nXxFMMCI35Y 

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      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

      To be clear, “Bigfoot erotica as an issue in a congressional race” is what 2018 needed. I’m not new to the internet; obviously there’s gotta be Bigfoot porn.

      6:54 PM - 29 Jul 2018
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        2. manu saadia  🖖‏Verified account @trekonomics Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Have you ever read Chuck Tingle?

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        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29
          Replying to @trekonomics

          I work at BuzzFeed. Obviously I know Chuck Tingle. Thanks, @matwhi @JennaGuillaume.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. manu saadia  🖖‏Verified account @trekonomics Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @matwhi @JennaGuillaume

          True, true. 😁

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        5. manu saadia  🖖‏Verified account @trekonomics Jul 29
          Replying to @trekonomics @chrisgeidner and

          I am so ready for the Chuck Tingle congressional race.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. Tom Wright‏ @Tom_Wright12 Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Rule 34

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        1. Laura v2.0‏ @auberginefedora Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Most porn fanfic written by women, so if women surge into Congress, by 2030 there's probably gone be someone who wrote a LOT of mpreg taking the oath.

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        1. Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻‏ @KEBrightbill Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          Future generations are going to be so confused

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        1. Auntie Mame!‏ @SidecarStrega Jul 29
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          Oh no. I simply can't take much more.

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        1. Christina Zuniga‏ @czuniga31 Jul 29
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          pic.twitter.com/N0vAgcB3NP

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        1. Mark Lesney‏ @MSLUnlimited Jul 29
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          Not to be confused with Bigfeet erotica.

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        1. DeidShaw‏ @deidshaw Jul 29
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          I'm not new to the internet either but that's definitely a new one for me 😳🦶🏽

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        1. Mash -  🕍 ⛪ 🕌 🙏 🕊️‏ @thisismash Jul 29
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          You know what they say about big feet...

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        1. Damian Greenwell‏ @Salahadin20 Jul 29
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          My father is turning over in his urn. Bigfoot erotica, hilarious!https://youtu.be/c1mXUjrpZwA 

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        1. “A child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart."‏ @PtSaq1993 Jul 29
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          https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2131644/ …

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        1. Richard W |  📸 💻 🎥 💜‏ @ilovaussiesheps Jul 29
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          Rule 34 always applies. Always.

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