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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

    Also: Bigfoot erotica was JUST what 2018 was missing.

    6:44 PM - 29 Jul 2018
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

        If you’ve not seen it yet, just sign off and go to bed.

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

        https://youtu.be/nXxFMMCI35Y 

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      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29

        To be clear, “Bigfoot erotica as an issue in a congressional race” is what 2018 needed. I’m not new to the internet; obviously there’s gotta be Bigfoot porn.

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      2. whatthejeez‏ @whatthejeez Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @brooklynmarie

        what the hell?

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jul 29
        Replying to @whatthejeez @brooklynmarie

        Sorry.

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      4. Jane Austen‏ @JaneAusten1813 Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @whatthejeez @brooklynmarie

        This "sorry" is better than the original tweet 🤣🤣

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      2. Matt Ford‏Verified account @fordm Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        ???

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      3. we're going to abolish ICE‏Verified account @SeanMcElwee Jul 29
        Replying to @fordm @chrisgeidner

        Va 05 baby

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      4. Matt Ford‏Verified account @fordm Jul 29
        Replying to @SeanMcElwee @chrisgeidner

        I just saw the story and deeply regret asking

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      5. zedster‏ @z3dster Jul 29
        Replying to @fordm @SeanMcElwee @chrisgeidner

        pic.twitter.com/YKdvzM0JFw

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      1. Thanks Gregory Fairbanks  🦃‏ @lakeshorescribe Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @robertloerzel

        pic.twitter.com/vdizWbgghi

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      1. Robyn Ryan‏ @RbrRobyn Jul 29
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        Now it seems inevitable. "Sweaty yeti" will hit the top 10. Real song.

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      1. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 Jul 29
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      1. Scott Philips‏ @ScottCPhilips Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        When the writers of The Truman Show did a bunch of peyote.

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      1. Anne Irwin Scott‏ @anneirwinscott Jul 29
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        Every time I think we've hit bottom...

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      2. Enemy of the Hate  🗳‏ @ampersine Jul 29
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I'm pretty sure @ChuckTingle can get us out of this bind.

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      1. KillingMyCareer‏ @MelaynaLokosky Jul 29
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        Apparently @BuzzFeedNews has been writing about Bigfoot erotica since 2014.https://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/an-incomplete-but-definitely-exhaustive-review-of-bigfoot-er?utm_term=.txv2MXBz4#.gblN6KvnM …

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      1. LouiseMarieE‏ @louise_q10 Jul 29
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        This is #furries on a whole new levelpic.twitter.com/6vDOqMzepk

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      1. Kitty Chandler‏ @mightybattlecat Jul 29
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        What, again?

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