My friends are in Fire Island and I am not mad I was not invited but I did place a curse upon their weekend that just caused one of them to misspell “Laura Dern” in his Instagram story
Oh good, but I feel like the speedo needs to stay to differentiate Fire Island from elsewhere. ... What about? One: The twink as white as milk. Two: The speedo as red as blood. Three: The wig as yellow as corn. Four: The stripper as pure as gold.
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Are we not thinking maybe a shower as pure as gold? Or am I revealing myself here.
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