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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jun 18

    This is like a damn Mad Libs of despair.pic.twitter.com/QZ26EuMhvw

    12:27 PM - 18 Jun 2018
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    • Pretzel Jill a brief elaboration of a tube Increase the House to 650 members Gabriel U. class wario kutz millennials have killed again la bibliotequetress*Смрт фашизму, слобода народу!* Killjoy 🤔🏆
    12 replies 62 retweets 400 likes
      1. Eric Geller‏Verified account @ericgeller Jun 18
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @dcbigjohn

        everything is so sad

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      1. Kathryn BrightBOO! 👻‏ @KEBrightbill Jun 18
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Why the expletive deleted are people continuing to act like "enforced monogamy" is something worth discussing?

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      1. ugh, Alice is such a scorpio.‏ @NJDG Jun 18
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        bad libs

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      1. Colin Carlson (but online)‏ @ColinJCarlson Jun 18
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Here’s a string of words that shouldn’t mean something but sadly does: Bari Weiss Jordan Peterson enforced marriage scenario nightmare sitcom pitch

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      1. (redacted)‏ @DougJBalloon Jun 19
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        Why do you hate open, honest debate?

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      1. Jamie Hellams‏ @Kaiofthedragons Jun 19
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @cfCollision

        Yeah I have a question: "what the fuck"

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      1. John Robie‏ @JRobie_1970 Jun 19
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I hate that I know what any of those things are.

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      1. Woody Quinn‏ @WoodyQuinn Jun 18
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        👏👏👏

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      1. Jeff Cieslak, Fairness Arbiter‏ @jeffcieslak Jun 18
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @thetomzone

        Is throat-punching a question? I am only asking, this is not an endorsement of violence.

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      1. Can of Pineapple‏ @CanofPineapple Jun 18
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        God, she wants him doesn't she.

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      1. Estarianne, Head Witch, Chief of Hexes  😈‏ @estarianne Jun 18
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        Barf

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      1. @mpercandycorn‏ @mpersandy Jun 18
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        What could possibly go wrong?

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