Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
chrisgeidner's profile
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Verified account
@chrisgeidner

Tweets

Chris GeidnerVerified account

@chrisgeidner

Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

Washington, D.C.
buzzfeednews.com/author/chrisge…
Joined March 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jun 6

      This str*ight couple on like a first or second a date is my punishment for coming to Shake Shack during Pride Month. Me: “You deserve better, girl! (I think.)”

      4 replies 0 retweets 93 likes
      Show this thread
    2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jun 6

      Chris Geidner Retweeted jefe in flux

      You are, but I can’t really complain because so am I.https://twitter.com/jefepeterson/status/1004547629261475840?s=21 …

      Chris Geidner added,

      jefe in flux @ElJefe1239
      Replying to @chrisgeidner
      Not trolling, why the asterisk?
      2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      Show this thread
      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jun 6

      Omg, she just yelled (not obnoxiously loud, but loud enough), “I just wanted the cheeeese fries,” and I am now HARD rooting for her. He seems awful — but if she’s happy, I’m happy.

      7:27 PM - 6 Jun 2018
      • 42 Likes
      • DiscoPriest Tyler Curtain 🏳️‍🌈 Naturalized Brown Citizen Kat Capps Kate Nocera Gautam Hans Heather 📚👩🏻‍🏫 Kevin Daly girly nyc
      3 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
        1. New conversation
        2. Cheri Jacobus‏Verified account @CheriJacobus Jun 6
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          he took her to Shake Shack on a first date?

          2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Jun 6
          Replying to @CheriJacobus

          No, she directed him that they were coming to Shake Shake as part of their evening. They were elsewhere in Dupont earlier. It was a Power Move, and I totally respected it.

          3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        4. 1 more reply
        1. Halfcocked Law‏ @Halfcockedlaw Jun 6
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          She didn't ask for shack sauce? Rooting for the guy now.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. DiscoPriest‏ @DiscoPriest Jun 6
          Replying to @chrisgeidner

          No one’s ever actually happy with a man, they’re always just making him feel better (g*y or str*ght).

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2018 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info