This str*ight couple on like a first or second a date is my punishment for coming to Shake Shack during Pride Month. Me: “You deserve better, girl! (I think.)”
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Omg, she just yelled (not obnoxiously loud, but loud enough), “I just wanted the cheeeese fries,” and I am now HARD rooting for her. He seems awful — but if she’s happy, I’m happy.
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I'M NOT! I'm genuinely unclear... I'm not troubled by it, just feel like I missed a meme or a memo or something...
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