I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: Bart, you're the man of the house. Lisa, I'm promoting you to boy. Maggie's now the brainy girl. The toaster can fill in for Maggie. And Marge, you're a consultant.
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I love that Tiffany gets the invite not Eric
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In the newest Home Alone, the part of Kevin McCallister is played by Barron Trump.
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Where is Barron for this? Did he and Melania leave together?
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It's almost like we are all on a bad acid trip.
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But not his wife...

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or his youngest
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The youngest that we know of.
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Fair point
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Maybe he is gathering them all up to let them know that he killed Melania and is going to jail for the rest of his life?
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Melania and son are in witness protection?
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Survivor: Trump island.
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Practicing the Aristocrats?
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Tiffany still exists?
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Strange he never golfs (or publicly does anything) with his son.
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TIFFANY SIGHTING
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