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Rabble rouser. Ardent defender of the Oxford comma. Tweets are my opinions, not my employer's (duh). IG: chrisplusfilters

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Feb 2016

    Apparently my Twitter bot had a long conversation with Samsung support over the past couple days.

    Battery life on the Galaxy S4?
    50 replies 1,290 retweets 1,524 likes
  2. 17 hours ago

    Find me a more millennial name than Reality Winner. It's impossible. This is peak millennial.

    4 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    It seems totally reasonable to me that NSA’s printers would watermark printouts. I think I’d be mad if they didn’t.

    7 replies 6 retweets 61 likes
  4. Jun 7

    Good tech explanation of printer tracking dots, aside from the political "govt is evil" commentary.

    1 reply 4 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Inside Google’s Global Campaign to Shut Down Phishing via

    1 reply 28 retweets 49 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    New: OneLogin, which lets users access multiple services and apps at once, has suffered a nasty looking data breach

    6 replies 175 retweets 91 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Trello had to manually lock people's boards because you could just Google "password trello" & get companies' logins:

    11 replies 118 retweets 99 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    How a "/" took lets encrypt offline.

    19 retweets 13 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 📈 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.

    2,148 replies 98,634 retweets 226,896 likes
  10. May 30

    Wow, , you should really stick with infosec. ;-)

    1 reply 4 likes
  11. May 29

    Hey app, buzzing my phone to tell me a dictator from the 80s has died probably could've waited until the morning.

    2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
  12. May 29

    FYI to fellow travelers, Uber and Lyft are operating in Austin again as of today. No cars showing yet though...

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 26

    Somewhere in Moscow a drunk old FSB officer is lecturing a recruit about the good old days when espionage was hard.

    34 replies 995 retweets 3,779 likes
  14. May 23

    BRB going to Target...

    Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  15. May 23

    Cool feature. Too bad people who already have a license don't get the feature without paying again... :-(

    How great is this? 1password introduces a travel mode. One more great reason to use them (thanks !)
    1 reply 4 retweets 3 likes
  16. May 23

    Good read.

    in which I tell dumb stories!
    1 like
  17. Retweeted
    May 23

    Melania's refusal to hold his hand is made even more delightful when you remember how terrified he is of stairs

    18 replies 678 retweets 2,333 likes
  18. May 22

    Glad you liked it ! Thanks for the kind words.

    Congratulations for your talk I really enjoy the approach you recommender. Still thinking about it
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  19. May 22
    Replying to

    I'd add "get your point across in the first couple paragraphs". We have hundreds to read. Abstracts, not dissertations. (/cc )

    1 reply 3 likes
  20. May 22

    Good thread for anybody who submit to conferences.

    Thread. Some tips for your CFP submission, by someone who's been on a lot of committees:
    1 reply 4 retweets 5 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 22
    Replying to

    In general, if you can't give a vendor-neutral, informative infosec talk then you should not be speaking at conferences.

    3 replies 2 retweets 5 likes

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