Chris Scott

@chrisdonia

Joined at the the hip to my camera. Master of low light photography, paparazzo to the Literati and more...

Edinburgh
Joined February 2008

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  1. 2 hours ago

    I don't know what I expected from at this year's but it wasn't this hypnotically rotating monolith 😯🤯 – at The National Museum Of Scotland

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    Apr 5

    This morning, I witnessed a particularly nasty example of sexual harassment on the tube. I’ve seen this so many times before, but today it really got to me, particularly in the current climate (1/ )

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    Apr 5
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  4. Apr 5

    Automated voiceover in Waverley Mall just pronounced 'mall' like the sketches in Victoria Wood 😯🤣

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    Apr 5

    We've got a Tory sitcom it's called the news.

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    Apr 3
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  8. Apr 4

    An educational evening of Cheesology at , but I had to go home and raid the cheese shelf... – at Summerhall

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    Apr 3

    So there was a MYSTERY at the library today. A wee old women came in and said "I've a question. Why does page 7 in all the books I take out have the 7 underlined in pen? It seems odd." "What?" I say, thinking she might be a bit off her rocker. She showed me, and they did.

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    Apr 4

    Got made redundant so had to redo my CV and thought fuck it I'm going to do it with google autocomplete again because frankly it's just better.

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    Apr 4

    Reviewers/booksellers/anyone who gets books from publishers, a few of us have written a letter asking publishers to use packaging that can be recycled. You can view the letter here and DM me if you want to sign it before we send it out:

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  12. Apr 3

    Had to look up MGTOW when someone mentioned it. Found this. Apparently they're just dreaming of being gay?

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    Apr 3

    Hey folks! Half of the spaces for 's workshop have gone in 24 hours! 16 - 25 yr olds - get yerself signed up ASAP for this rare, FREE opportunity to work with an internationally acclaimed spoken word poet! Sat 26 May, 12 - 3pm in C. Edinburgh

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    Apr 3

    How to be an adult: -have no money -buy things -have less money -buy more things -where is my money is going -buy things -I should stop buying things -buy things -Where the fuck is my money

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    Apr 1

    not sure who wrote this but it's helpful

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    Apr 3
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  17. Apr 3

    Is anyone doing the opposite, where men describe themselves as if they were a woman in a story? 😏

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  18. Apr 2

    If your kale is the size of a golf ball you may have an infestation of

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    Apr 1

    While the Mail takes every opportunity to attack Corbyn and Labour over antisemitism, here's a reminder of the time they declared their support for the leader of one of Europe's nastiest far right antisemitic parties

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  20. Apr 2

    Another food comp, but while has a fancy venue and £78 tickets there's no mention of what the winners receive?

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