chris

@chrisdolle

planetary fetus gestating in the amniotic effluvia of terminal industrialism and militarism

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Dec 2015

    No one has faced disappointment equal to that of my cat's when realizing the chicken I'm eating is actually a vegetarian substitute.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  2. May 30

    . closed captioning on point tonight

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  3. May 18
    Replying to

    And if you’re going to lose the Indiana gubernatorial election, you shouldn’t be anywhere near the fucking Presidency. So yeah, no to Pence

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  4. May 18
    Replying to

    The reason Pence chose to run with Trump in 2016 is because he was about to lose the Indiana gubernatorial election.

    1 reply 1 like
  5. May 18
    Replying to

    and I say this as someone who lived in Indiana for like 25 years, including under Daniels during the Bush admin.

    1 reply 1 like
  6. May 18

    hey morons, stop clamoring for President Pence. The guy’s a fucking disaster and favors the most backwards LGBTG+ policy possible

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Apr 28

    Yeah, that about sums up 2016, 2017, and the current state of the American media.

    1 retweet
  8. Apr 27

    Hold up... hiding nuke inside "bale of marijuana" ?!

    I raised two issues: No. Korea could smuggle nuke into U.S. rather than use ICBM. Could smuggle inside a bale of marijuana....(1/2)
  9. Apr 11

    for real though, you know what did gas hundreds of thousands of people? fucking capitalism:

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  10. Retweeted
    31 Aug 2013

    Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

    6,573 replies 129,600 retweets 94,513 likes
  11. Apr 6

    i mean if congress is doing it, it only makes sense the rest of the world exercises the nuclear option too!

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  12. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2013

    The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!

    2,349 replies 34,580 retweets 22,414 likes
  13. Mar 30
    Replying to

    For the GOP, women are not equal in any regard. it’s comments like Pence’s aside which demonstrate this more than anything.

  14. Mar 30
    Replying to

    they’re either 1) there to be sexually exploited or 2) a forbidden fruit against which to mark one’s own morality.

    1 reply
  15. Mar 30
    Replying to

    if you want to see what the GOP thinks of women, look to Trump & Pence: they are sex objects unable to resist the advances of a powerful man

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Mar 30

    but seriously, how sad & pathetic of a man do you have to be to think of women in the way that Mike Pence does?

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Anyone who supports a bill allowing ISPs to sell your browsing history ought to release their own browsing history first. It's only fair.

    Rep. Ellison speaks on the floor about internet privacy
    714 replies 18,118 retweets 30,998 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Mar 16

    If we cannot afford to protect nature, build bridges or teach children anymore, what, exactly, are we defending with our military budget?

    16 replies 375 retweets 527 likes
  19. Mar 7

    So I see the GOP is making the “yeah but ours is shorter” argument. Maybe they can make a movie version after this

  20. Mar 3

    The more infantile, the more upset he is. just skipped the "Ace Ventura" talking-butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad

    1 reply 1 retweet
  21. Feb 21

    all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

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