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@chrischromak

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Nov 2017

    bush did

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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    in the lowest layer of hell you have to do 3 to 4 minutes of stretching.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    if u could choose ur height how tall would u want to be? me, six feet under.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    frankie muniz lives under my bed

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  5. 7 hours ago

    i don’t know who needs to hear this but we’re out of toilet paper can you pick some up on your way home?

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  6. 17 hours ago

    cop: do you know why i pulled you over? me: does it look like i read minds? cop and me, simultaneously: you are wearing a cape. me: i’ve been looking forward to our meeting each other, carl.

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  7. Jul 16

    “it’s not the size of the boat that counts, it’s the motion in the ocean.” - my friend trying to get me to like his horribly undersized boat

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  8. Jul 16

    i don’t hang out with my friends. i do, however, about every three weeks reschedule with them.

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  9. Jul 16

    if u could choose ur height how tall would u want to be? me, six feet under.

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  10. Jul 16

    twitter but for people who are mentally stable

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    DOCTOR: How would you describe your anxiety? ME:

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  12. Jul 16

    hi, i grew up in a wealthy family and i just wanted to say that all these anti-rich tweets are making me SICK. they are literally ruining my 3 year vacation in europe.

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  13. Jul 13

    glitch in the matrix

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  14. Jul 13

    if i’m being totally honest the only reason i use sunblock is so i can smell it.

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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    Ok i'll bite. What is a savings account?

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  16. Jul 11

    fuck becoming a millionaire, i’m trying to be a thousandaire. straight rolling in mcdonald’s dollar menu items.

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  17. Jul 11

    damn, wish 6/9 worked like 7/11 day. imagine two free slurpees?

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  18. Jul 11

    do

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  19. Jul 11

    you

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  20. Jul 11

    want

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