Chris Cherry

@chriscereza

writer, actor, filmmaker, and beloved friend to all the dogs on the Upper West Side

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Jun 2018

    Sometimes I get mad that we don't have a base 12 number system

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Fun Star Wars Trivia: in the Star Wars universe, no one ever needs to shit ever. Have you ever seen a toilet in a Star Wars movie? That's because not one person has ever shit in that galaxy far, far away

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  3. Retweeted

    this is getting intense

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  4. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    I have no context for this but I wasn’t about to NOT share it.

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  5. 12 hours ago

    Also, if it pees on a government building, that's two bucket list items in one go.

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  6. 12 hours ago

    A golden retriever puppy because I could never let it down.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    All the hatred against Zoe Quinn (from GG, and now comicsgate) is based around the idea that a woman who finds success in the industry must've cheated in some way

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    I fucking love science

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  9. 15 hours ago

    If there was any justice, this would've been the tweet that blew up, but I guess people weren't ready for the truth

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  10. 19 hours ago

    The crazy thing about a tweet going viral is watching the conversation in the replies develop into its own little ecosystem, like you've just hatched a tank of sea monkeys and they all HATE each other

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  11. Jan 3

    Now that I have everyone's attention, I'd like to raise awareness about the fact that you can just eat a spoon of peanut butter. Absolutely no one is stopping you. Just go for it.

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  12. Jan 3

    Does this mean I have to watch Bird Box now?

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  13. Jan 3

    I feel like a proper Twitter person now. A right proper tweeter

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  14. Jan 3

    GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous! GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking! Dems: Brett Kavenaugh- GOP: That was a long time ago!

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  15. Jan 3

    Why do the GOP keep trying to discredit Democrats by showing us how cool they were as teenagers?

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    I just remembered that yesterday during a cabinet meeting the president laid out a game of thrones parody poster, said the USSR was right to invade Afghanistan and talked about how he knows generals that are hotter than Tom Cruise

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  17. Jan 3

    I don't think I could do anything that involves taking an oath because I don't know how to swear solemnly

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  18. Jan 2

    What if classical music pieces came with composer tags like rap tracks have producer tags? *plays beginning notes of Hungarian Rhapsody no. 2* *clears throat* "Lisztomania on the beat!"

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    My resolution is to hug more people this year but to do that thing where over their shoulder I make an evil smile they have no idea about

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  20. Jan 1

    Doug Funnies and Hey Arnolds grow up to be Ted Mosbys and Rose Gellars

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  21. Dec 31

    2019 really sounds like a Future Year. Happy Future Year!

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