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Sometimes I get mad that we don't have a base 12 number system
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Fun Star Wars Trivia: in the Star Wars universe, no one ever needs to shit ever. Have you ever seen a toilet in a Star Wars movie? That's because not one person has ever shit in that galaxy far, far away
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this is getting intensepic.twitter.com/KT9RRGQVSR
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I have no context for this but I wasn’t about to NOT share it.pic.twitter.com/e717aFhnSQ
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Also, if it pees on a government building, that's two bucket list items in one go.
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A golden retriever puppy because I could never let it down.https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/1080957413619126274 …
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All the hatred against Zoe Quinn (from GG, and now comicsgate) is based around the idea that a woman who finds success in the industry must've cheated in some way
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If there was any justice, this would've been the tweet that blew up, but I guess people weren't ready for the truthhttps://twitter.com/chriscereza/status/1080200736741474310 …
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The crazy thing about a tweet going viral is watching the conversation in the replies develop into its own little ecosystem, like you've just hatched a tank of sea monkeys and they all HATE each other
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Now that I have everyone's attention, I'd like to raise awareness about the fact that you can just eat a spoon of peanut butter. Absolutely no one is stopping you. Just go for it.
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Does this mean I have to watch Bird Box now?
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I feel like a proper Twitter person now. A right proper tweeter
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GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous! GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking! Dems: Brett Kavenaugh- GOP: That was a long time ago!
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Why do the GOP keep trying to discredit Democrats by showing us how cool they were as teenagers?
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Chris Cherry Retweeted
I just remembered that yesterday during a cabinet meeting the president laid out a game of thrones parody poster, said the USSR was right to invade Afghanistan and talked about how he knows generals that are hotter than Tom Cruise
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I don't think I could do anything that involves taking an oath because I don't know how to swear solemnly
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What if classical music pieces came with composer tags like rap tracks have producer tags? *plays beginning notes of Hungarian Rhapsody no. 2* *clears throat* "Lisztomania on the beat!"
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My resolution is to hug more people this year but to do that thing where over their shoulder I make an evil smile they have no idea about
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Doug Funnies and Hey Arnolds grow up to be Ted Mosbys and Rose Gellars
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2019 really sounds like a Future Year. Happy Future Year!
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