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I've filmed the cheese pups running to dinner from 11 weeks to 11 months. Watch them grow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLxhiywXqw …
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If you're cruising EB on the Loop 202 around Priest/Center Pkwy, you may notice something new on the roadside... (cc
@synapsestudios)pic.twitter.com/WnRoT5SVT4
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Chris Cardinal Retweeted
If you're driving down the 202 freeway, you can now
to us! #adotpic.twitter.com/eWpD6CdJfQ
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'"Cool Prius!" —Nobody' bumper sticker ON a Prius guy, I salute you
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@JulianAssange when did you start working at Guitar Centerpic.twitter.com/hKvF0pm6Jc
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Look it's called the American Experiment. Part of that experiment is seeing what someone who doesn't have object permanence does w/ America
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Chris Cardinal Retweeted
is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat
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Girl in front of me at Safeway is buying raspberry vodka, orange pedialyte, and argan oil, so she's obviously got Saturday night on lock. – at Safeway
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Kind wish Justice's
@coachella set was... a bit better lit, but it's fucking fire so whatever. (Live now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDTL_7jLaaM …)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
New
@SlackHQ feature experience curve: Initial excitement! -> Realization that I work w/ a bunch of trolls. -> Everything is ruined foreverpic.twitter.com/UcqZR1wGxr
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I'll say this about
@United Airlines: They're consistent! They never pass up a chance to double down being on the wrong side of everything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Chris Cardinal Retweeted
Dear, Doan: An open letterpic.twitter.com/yfyRSqyT7e
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Actual meds I have taken in the past 24 hours. Who's ready to party?:pic.twitter.com/11uYbtDXlj
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Android: Your calendar says you're in a meeting so I'll mute your phone for you! Person you're supposed to be meeting with: hits vm.
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My life is now being a destinationless late night Uber driver for an infant.
#LifeGoals#Mile30#FortyDollarFarepic.twitter.com/g4rYXxqnjQ
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Retweeting this will make you happy.pic.twitter.com/RZPCBeVr0V
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If you're wondering why large swaths of the internet are down or shitty right now, it's because
@awscloud is down and so many ppl us them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Fun new dad hobby: Googling various sleep methods & devices and "SIDS" and convincing yourself no one should make it past 12 months.
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Chris Cardinal Retweeted
Happy birthday to my younger brother by 6 minutes,
@StationCDRKelly.pic.twitter.com/0zC6Ebq9zy
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New dad thoughts, day 4: Whoever thought snaps for infant bottoms were an acceptable choice can fuck right off.
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