chris cardello

@chriscardello

I just want to be everyone's ray of sunshine.

Jacksonville, FL
Joined June 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    Joel Embiid if you trust the process RT this ....

    98 replies 28,702 retweets 8,918 likes
  2. Dec 31

    They go so fast

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  3. 28 Dec 2016

    Pro tip: the proper way to pack your power cord for travel.

    2 replies 5 likes
  4. 7 Dec 2016

    Ceiling fan may have gotten kicked during a demonstration. Lesson learned, grown men cartwheel outside from now on.

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  5. 7 Dec 2016

    Daughters been having trouble learning to cartwheel so I dropped "do or do not" on her. It totally worked, cartwheels like a pro now.

  6. 6 Dec 2016

    Whatever happened to the corporate theme song? Imagine walking down the hall to a rounding chorus… I for one would welcome its return.

    IBM theme song, 1937.
  7. 30 Nov 2016

    And for those that don’t know.. Yep, ready to start the next chapter in this book of life. If you know of anyone in need of my skills, lmk.

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  8. 30 Nov 2016

    I’d like to send out a huge thank you to all the friends who have helped me in my quest for new employment. Appreciate you all so much!

    1 reply 2 likes
  9. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2016

    Looking for a new gig - Swift is my fav, but lots of love for Rails too. We'd have so much fun working together, promise.

    3 replies 13 retweets 4 likes
  10. 9 Nov 2016

    This must be what King's Landing felt like after Cersei's coronation.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  11. 30 Sep 2016

    So this was found with abrinas school stuff today, gotta respect the kids resourcefulness.

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  12. 31 Aug 2016

    OH: Dreamforce is burning man for sales people.

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  13. 31 Aug 2016

    My one complaint about my job is that there aren't enough different ways to make coffee. @…

    1 reply 1 like
  14. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2016

    In this week's episode we will take a look at how to treat nulls as known values in our queries. via

    4 retweets 8 likes
  15. 24 Aug 2016

    We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky As we lie in fields of brown

    1 reply 1 like
  16. 24 Aug 2016

    Reviewing contracts is my happy place.. said no one, ever.

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  17. 19 Aug 2016

    Hashrocket boat trip 2016!

    1 reply 5 likes
  18. Retweeted
    16 Jun 2016

    Introducing . We are live with four fresh screencasts! Brought to you by

    43 retweets 39 likes
  19. 6 Jun 2016

    Listening to Spotify's discover playlist just reaffirms that I've grown into a man who likes bubblegum pop more than he'd like to admit.

    1 reply 2 likes

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