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A referee of almost 200 games tonight was utterly pathetic… sort your shit out
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The amount of land mass represented by House Democrats just went up by 104%. #AKAL
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The Treasurer knew on budget day that one quarter of his promises would be delayed. That raises questions about the integrity of his budget.
#nswpol
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August 22, 1916: Prime Minister Billy Hughes opened the Commonwealth Bank of Australia's new headquarters in Sydney [NAA]
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On this day in 1975, Gough Whitlam gave back land to Vincent Lingiari. One hand was held out to another, and as the red earth flowed between them, it was a turning point - a unifying moment for our continent.
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the good morning here only just made it at 11:51am
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Good morning, Australia. Here’s what you need to know at the start of your day trib.al/owqXYTG
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who amongst us has not forgotten being sworn in as treasurer, social services minister and home affairs minister... let they cast the first stone!
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Scott Morrison asked on 2GB whether he was sworn into any other portfolios.
"Not to my recollection."
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This is correct but isn’t necessarily urgent
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Will end this by saying this matter & others is why we urgently need a Pandemic Royal Commission - with commissioners who have no baggage - to look at what was done, what worked, what did not, what powers should be codified and limited, what should we never do again, etc.
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Imagine the complete and utter freakout from the usual suspects if a Labor PM secretly appointed himself Minister of crown and exercised that power (pandemic or no pandemic) #auspol
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ScoMo gonna have to front up on this one… or he can just get out of parliament
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trump took the nuclear biscuit to mar a lago didn't he?
There’s a reason no one has ever marched on the streets chanting “justice for landlords now!”
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What an opening.
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Going sky high for #MappyMonday! ✈️ This aeroplane view of #Sydney was published in 1914 and shows the city stretching towards Botany Bay as it would be seen from an altitude of about 1500 metres.
View in detail: ow.ly/HCwg50Kewrg
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shorter Barillaro: "some of my best friends are Jenny West's" #nswpol
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Thing about Dick Cheney is if he didn’t have a family member with skin in the game he’d be as silent as every other old school republican
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Dick Cheney in a new ad for Liz
"In our nation’s 246 year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump
He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him”
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Karl Rove is so bad at election night number counting…. in 2012 re Ohio he said there was no way Obama would win. It turns out he’s just bad at it…
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After TRUMP gave his defiant speech hours in the wee hours after Election Day, @KarlRove called KUSHNER & assured him TRUMP was going to win:
"Statistically, there’s no way the Democrats can catch up with you now,” Rove said
Jared responded: “Call the president & tell him that"
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like checking out of a hotel!
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“Shouldn’t have bought Twitter”
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The year is 2045. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.
What are the four words
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why hasn't the Anaesthetist racket been busted open?
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Jacinda Ardern will get rolled tomorrow #NZLvIRE
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This week marks the anniversary of the Schnapps Election in NZ which the sitting PM, Rob Muldoon called when he was drunk in 1984.
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New Study Finds That Using The Pandemic As An Excuse To Replace Experienced Staff With Labour Hire Might Result In A Fuckload Of Cancelled Flights: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/
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