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@chris_swenson

Programmer, computer scientist, cupcake. Software engineer at large. organizer. Engineer and architect . I like sorting and math.

Portland, OR, USA
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Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Oct 2016

    If your company staff photo has more dogs in it than people who aren't white dudes, I'm not interested.

    1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    new board who dis

    7 replies 2 retweets 111 likes
  3. Jun 8

    Stange Loop and PWLConf tickets were still available somehow, so I picked one up. Maybe I'll see some of you there!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  4. Jun 7

    Good luck with that.

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  5. Jun 7

  6. Jun 6

    The iMac Pro looks gorgeous. But, 6+ months out, and $5k??? That's $1per line of horizontal resolution.

    1 reply
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I'm looking for a job! Open to eng manager or lead roles in PDX or remote. Loads of backend exp & A+ Slack GIF game

    14 replies 186 retweets 113 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Do you think I'll get in trouble if I use the 3D printer at the library where I work to print cat armor

    56 replies 571 retweets 1,540 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    This is what you get when you google "Dank Fast Fourier Transform"

    35 replies 1,394 retweets 2,194 likes
  10. May 31
    Replying to

    Without a package manager though, I have no way to "announce" new commits or features. So, I pushed some commits tonight. :)

  11. May 31

    I've never released a version of sort.h — most people copy–paste the header file. C has no package manager, so why bother versioning?

    1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 28

    mfw tech workers tell me they don't read their employment contracts before signing

    8 replies 21 retweets 106 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 27

    Men lose their shit over Alamo Drafthouse's women-only "Wonder Woman" screening, theater responds by adding more

    151 replies 204 retweets 626 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 25
    Replying to

    if you want to take over the world, children you must plot and scheme. plot like a machiavellian little motherfucker 🍭🍸

    8 replies 17 retweets 104 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 25

    All hail.

    4 replies 48 retweets 96 likes
  16. May 24

    Sitting outside at . Not sure I've seen the sun in a week. ☀️

  17. May 23

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  18. Retweeted
    May 21

    THIS IS RLY SAD BUT I LAUGHED

    65 replies 4,649 retweets 9,825 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 22

    OH: "You really are the best thing ever. Better than an 8K monitor even... Though I should get one just to be sure."

    3 retweets 4 likes
  20. May 21

    "I once had five 9s of uptime, until I took an arrow to the ELB"

    3 retweets 7 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 21

    Oh hey, is wearing a wonderful shirt on stage!

    1 retweet 7 likes

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