Chris Nakis

@chris_nakis

Avoids splitting nachos with Type-A personalities. Co-creator . Sometimes contributes to and

United States
Joined November 2009
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  1. Jul 12

    I went the wrong way on a one-way street, sped up, and got out of there in a hurry, and that's why when I cross a one-way, I look both ways.

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  2. Jul 12

    I’ll vote for anyone who can go more than five minutes between bites of a donut, but I’ll never trust them.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    When I'm playing Mario, I love finding coins in Hidden Blocks. But hidden money has no place in politics.

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  4. Jul 7

    If a kid calls you a ‘silly goose’ be careful, that’s the meanest name they know.

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    Jul 5

    I hope everyone has a nice July 5th.

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    Jul 5

    I *just* learned everyone's names, and *now* the world is about to end!? Hardly seems fair.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    If you say something funny to me, I can sometimes say something funny back, but if you say something funny back after that, I will have literally nothing for you every time

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  8. Jul 3

    We are paying a dentist to take care of my daughter’s teeth which, if all goes perfectly, in a few years, will fall out.

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  9. Jul 2

    Take a road trip with people of different races and backgrounds. I promise you will find that deep down inside we are all the same. Different temperatures though. Not even close. You’ll want to dress in layers.

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    Jul 2

    My favorite part of this site is not having to thank anyone for birthday wishes.

    2 replies 13 retweets 68 likes
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  11. Jul 1

    I’m at an age where I need to decide, Costco membership or gym membership?

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    The news cycle is crazy when a month ago someone set themselves on fire at the White House and we’ve already forgotten about it

    6 replies 10 retweets 53 likes
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    Jul 1

    This was the first thing I thought of when I woke up this morning.

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  14. Jul 1

    Don’t let other people determine your self-worth. They’re already determine your actual worth.

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  15. Jun 30

    It's frustrating when people don't believe you. I mean, if you can't trust me when I'm telling the truth, how am I going to get away with a lie when I need to?

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  16. Jun 29

    Penn and Teller are so entertaining, I don't hit 'skip ad' on their MasterClass commercial.

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  17. Jun 27

    We live on in our sent emails

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 18

    I think my neighbor's band is really going to blossom once they practice something besides Weezer's "Island in the Sun"

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  19. Jun 25

    If you ever made fun of a community college, your debt should double.

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  20. Jun 24

    I can’t have my coffee till somebody talks to me

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