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poast structuralist, meesa rationalist, emotional hypercapitalist, ardent anti-insight crusader ⚔️

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    1. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      this tweet is actually not a joke, nor is the attached gif my rationalization and hair-pulling tendencies can actually make me pretty miserable and anxious, and a lot of the time i can’t even tell it’s happeninghttps://twitter.com/choosy_mom/status/1231608499798282240 …

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      after many years of hair-pulling and frustration, i’ve finally arrived at a foundational moral philosophy: i am literally just trying to have a good time pic.twitter.com/2SfHLQZh1W
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    2. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      when my parents or friends ask me how i’m doing, i almost always tell them “things are great!” in retrospect, i’ve said this even when things were decidedly not great but interestingly, it didn’t feel like i was lying or concealing anything at the time

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    3. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      there are lots of bad times that can easily be mistaken for good times (e.g. abusing your body, toxic relationships, most of twitter) in the right conditions, this can drag on for yearshttps://twitter.com/choosy_mom/status/1237481685349851141 …

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      Replying to @natural_hazard
      “doing shit that feels good” can also not be a good time, if you’re just trying to avoid/cover up a baseline not-good feeling (e.g. binge drinking-eating-watching) https://twitter.com/reply_token/status/1231617701174444033 …
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    4. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      there was a pretty long period in college where i was managing social anxiety and insecurities by binging on basically everything—bad times

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    5. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      at the time, i thought everything was going great. i told my parents and friends about my good grades, campus projects, exciting social scene, etc. i fooled myself too: “i’m working hard and playing harder! i’m getting tons of validation!”

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    6. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      i suspect that most of us possess fearsome powers of rationalization and motivated reasoning we believe things are going well because we *want* to believe things are going well

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      chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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      so now my goal is to learn to distinguish, in real time, between: 1. actually good times 2. seems good, but actually bad times

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        2. Jenssen 宅家‏ @Jenlky Mar 10
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          good point, it's easy to think yourself into a rut. feelings is a better compass.

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        3. chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Mar 10
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          chad donkey from shrek 2 Retweeted Tracy Kim Townsend, MD

          https://twitter.com/tracyktownsend/status/1181966963540557829?s=20 …

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          Tracy Kim Townsend, MD @tracyktownsend
          The unexamined life is dull. The over-examined life is exhausting. Take the middle way.
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        1. lil maudlin  🍄‏ @lilmaudlin Mar 10
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          I feel you I feel you

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