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poast structuralist, meesa rationalist, emotional hypercapitalist, ardent anti-insight crusader ⚔️

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    1. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      I got my eagle scout at 13 🔥

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    2. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      I used to do this (dagorhir) "There's plenty of people that are better than me, but you and Austin are the only one's that I ever get worried about fighting. You've got these wolf eyes and.... it's terrifying." - a friend, to mepic.twitter.com/go1QW2aybw

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    3. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      LOL, there's the big-ass hardword desk in my old room, 7ft long, 2 1/2 ft wide, weighs about a billion pounds. My dad and I got that up to the second story of the house all by ourselves which is weird because because I can't even see how it fits through the stairs

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    4. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      My max standing precision jump range is currently 10ft

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    5. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      Last year I finally nailed a running wall backflip

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    6. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      This is me at 5 ready to steal yo girl with a winkpic.twitter.com/g8rPNpuNtI

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      I liked #roamcult before it was cool 😎😎😎😎😎

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    8. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      My graph be like that's over 2,500 nodes, no idea how many wordspic.twitter.com/ld9ykc4KgM

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    9. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      In 4th grade I sold pieces of a broken piano at recess for 50 cents a pop. Made $6

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    10. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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      A was doing street magic at the world scout jamboree in Japan. Someone was like "Yeah, but you can't guess my birthday" I then guessed her birthday and she ran away screaming Another girl said "well it can't work twice" I the guessed her birthday and she also ran away

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      chad donkey from shrek 2‏ @choosy_mom Feb 7
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      wait how does this work

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        2. Hazard (a.k.a Twirl)‏ @natural_hazard Feb 7
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          Oh that? that's just real magic

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          A hint, you already disregarded the true method

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