Firas S.

@choogiesaur

I'm Firas and I don't even lift

New Jersey
Joined September 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    18 Feb 2013

    I'm gonna rock your body slowly... Do it like I owe you a favor

  2. May 9

    Life is good motherfuckerz

  3. May 9
    Replying to

    Me: lmao sry Dude: Haha im kidding thats what I'm here for Me: hahah yea im helping u Dude: hahahahaha Me: hahhahhHhahhhhaha Thx

  4. May 9

    *Playing suddenly loud snapchat of dog with frank o - ivy in the background* Dude in stall next to me: Wtf bro u scared me I almost pooped

  5. May 8

    I put 2/3 of a whole bulb of garlic in this pasta and it is not enuf

  6. May 2

    Nothing like a good "fuck everyone" day 😑

  7. Apr 27

    It's take your child to work day and I wish I had a child so I could eat pizza and watch Fantastic Beasts 😪

  8. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    U ever take a shit so hard u enter the avatar state

  9. Apr 23

    tired eyes, all the time // new single titled 'nacho mamma' //…

  10. Apr 23

    i just really want a fat kitty... peep album art for our upcoming single 'Nacho Mamma'…

  11. Apr 20
  12. Apr 16

    OMFG these chinese ppl brought a bunny to passion puddle and it has floppy ears!!!!

  13. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    GameCube launch with Lil Kim was 🔥

  14. Apr 11

    bout to have 3rd cold of 2017 i sad

  15. Apr 11

    Sanctus Saturnia 🔮 Acrylic on Chinese food container 🎨

  16. Apr 10

    Overheard at d hall "Do you fucking know how many cucumbers I've shoved up my ass"

  17. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Some how I lost a pound after eating nothing but chicken nuggets for a week

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    HE SAID U MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY RUSTY ASS HOE

  19. Apr 7

    Second guesses

  20. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    If you wash ur ass after u poo, I trust u

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