Rub it. Do it. Doesn't it itch so badly? Rub it.
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Ohhhhh. It's feeling so dry and itchy now, isn't it? I just rubbed my own eye, felt awesome. Try it.
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When you can't rub, you start blinking more. I'm telling you. Just watch him.
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His team is frantically signaling him to not look stage right. He can't see them out of that eye. He keeps on looking stage right.
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Looking down and squinting is also helpful when you can't do a little rub. (I'm prone to conjunctivitis so I know these tricks.)
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This raises a dilemma for Kamala, you realize. If she makes him cry, he'll spread the rona through the tears. It's a judgment call. I'm not sure which way I fall on it myself.
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Dear Jesus in Heaven, did you send the pink eye as a sign, knowing this man would purport to represent Christian values on stage?
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Did You, in Your infinite wisdom, smite him for the idiotic phrase "late term abortion"?
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My prayerful life is not such that I receive immediate answers. Nevertheless, that left lateral eye, its angry conjunctiva, it speaks to me, Lord. The fly that you sent to land on Pence's head, it speaks to me.
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It would have been so hard to appreciate The Eye and The Fly on Zoom, and now I see, once again, that Your wisdom transcends all human understanding.
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If we catch Pence sneaking in a leetle tiny rub before we go off air I'll contribute $100 to the Biden-Harris campaign and dedicate it to Pence's Pink Eye.
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Of course I did it anyway https://joebiden.com . Two contributions: one to the Eye, one to the Fly. Epic side show. Let's get decency back in the White House.
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