Chip Salzenberg

@chipsalz

Programmer, Perl pumpking emeritus, technophile, problem salzer

San Francisco
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Joined October 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Dec 2016

    They which play with the devil's rattles, will be brought by degrees to wield his sword. -- Thomas Fuller;

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  2. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Here's who Trump has working on his infrastructure plan

    217 replies 3,816 retweets 4,680 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    On : Calling a white POTUS a piece of shit = fired. Calling a black POTUS an illegal secret Muslim terrorist = repeat appearances.

    2 replies 45 retweets 79 likes
  4. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    These anti-sharia protests really have me thinking of one of the best articles ever written

    33 replies 354 retweets 671 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Because boomers keep doing evil shit

    Why do millennials keep leaking government secrets?
    213 replies 7,484 retweets 24,521 likes
  6. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    At Hermann Park and there's enough guns here to lead a mild insurrection.

    386 replies 909 retweets 1,541 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    OMG I JUST WANTED TO GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

    205 replies 1,453 retweets 2,644 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Great work, everyone.

    112 replies 2,902 retweets 4,373 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Some other things he said he'd do: Sue NY Times Sue harassment accusers Release tax returns Give up business interests Be "so presidential"

    This is the biggest news of the day: Pres. Trump said he is "100 percent" willing to testify under oath.
    21 replies 136 retweets 275 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    This video has no words. It is the most powerful argument against Trumpcare I've ever seen.

    495 replies 16,608 retweets 20,674 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Turns out the NLRB has ruled that when your boss says he "hopes" you do something, it's basically an order.

    113 replies 2,881 retweets 3,245 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    The Merkel/Macron/Trudeau group text thread must be pretty great

    48 replies 1,454 retweets 5,156 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    "Former FBI Director or guy who brags about sexual assault... who you gonna believe?"

    5 replies 34 retweets 139 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Remember when conservatives decried Obama's lack of experience? That's ok, they don't either.

    For Republicans who say that Trump simply doesn't know his way around the job: THEN MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING PRESIDENT ANYMORE.
    1 reply 110 retweets 267 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    A reminder that in 2017 America, you can lose your job for calling a GOP pol a POS and *become* a GOP pol after beating up a reporter.

    471 replies 11,707 retweets 23,826 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    yea I read about this in The Federalist Papers. Apparently it's totally cool to accept lucre from a foreign crown if you own an event space.

    *TRUMP CAN ACCEPT PAYMENTS FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS, U.S. ARGUES *DOJ SAYS EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE DOESN'T BAR TRUMP BUSINESSES
    8 replies 113 retweets 262 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I've read some amazing, haunting, angering stories, but none better or more important than this

    5 replies 6 retweets 18 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    If you're the sort of law-and-order Republican who ALWAYS believes criminal defendants' excuses, you are NOT a hypocrite in believing Trump.

    13 replies 64 retweets 215 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I want everyone who asserts Trump didn't know any better to try to explain why he asked everyone to leave the room.

    The premise it was Comey's responsibility to train Trump on law presumes Trump didn't know. But he did. That's why he kicked everyone out.
    119 replies 1,545 retweets 3,206 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Prez lies abt a blowjob: House Repubs impeach. Prez lies abt wrong-arming the FBI Dir into dropping an investigation: House Repubs shrug.

    244 replies 4,159 retweets 8,781 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I don't think they care about polls of citizens of either party. They care about avoiding prosecution and profiting off abuse of power.

    Replying to @sarahkendzior
    I would like to see polling on how R voters view Russia. If majority Rs favorable to Russia, then Mueller is vulnerable, and worse to come.
    17 replies 210 retweets 486 likes

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