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  1. 6 hours ago

    Running to Chipotle still counts as running.

  2. 11 hours ago

    Fear the kitchen no more. Simple tips from our prep counter to yours.

  3. Feb 14

    I couldn’t possibly finish this whole burrito alone! Oh wait, yes I could.

  4. Feb 14

    ⚡️ “Burrito haikus that got hearts fluttering”

  5. Feb 13

    Split a bowl with the one you love. Then split another.

  6. Feb 12

    A friend in need is a friend you feed.

  7. Feb 11

    Don’t be alone this V-day. Hold a burrito close.

  8. Feb 10

    Dating is pretty much just finding an eating partner, and that's fine.

  9. Feb 10

    Turn over a new leaf.

  10. Feb 9

    Love is offering the last bite of the burrito. Or giving a gift card for Valentine's Day.

  11. Feb 9

    Cry me a river of guac.

  12. Feb 8

    Whispers to stranger on bus: “Sofritas”

  13. Feb 8

    Me at Chipotle: bowltogowhitericeblackbeanschickenpicoandguackthxbye

  14. Feb 7

    The haiku expressing burrito love with the most retweets TODAY, Feb. 7th, wins. See rules:

  15. Feb 6

    I love my boyfriend and bowls but if you made me choose…

  16. Feb 6

    TOMORROW: stir our hearts, poet, with your love for burritos. pen us a haiku. See rules at

  17. Feb 5

    Game good. Food good.

  18. Feb 4

    Relationship status: Going steady. Mostly to Chipotle.

  19. Feb 3

    Bell Peppers are the star of this episode of “Sharpened Skills.”

  20. Feb 2

    Single and ready to eat chips in my bedroom alone.

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