Ryan

@chicanerer

A truce is merely the seed for an even bigger battle. Nothing is worse.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2018.

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  1. prije 4 sata

    And as the Washington Post will tell you: they don't matter.

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  4. 31. sij

    Look at that vast, empty and depressing space. Britain should be glad that its flag no longer gathers dust in the temple of European bureaucracy where it is unceremoniously folded and hauled off. Let it be returned to its homeland.

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    I think exudes

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  6. 29. sij

    4) You know that neighbor that always bugs you? Take a bowl of bat soup over to them. When they try to turn down your soup, say "What? You know coronavirus came out of a lab right?" Then shoot them in the neck with that dart full of coronavirus you had loaded in your dart gun.

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  7. 29. sij

    3) It's common knowledge at this point that coronavirus originated in a bioweapons research lab. It's time to start investing in bioweapons! The market for killer viruses will explode when coronavirus really takes off.

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  8. 29. sij

    2) If you're trying to pick someone up at the bar, order a Corona. Walk over to them and say, "Can I interest you in a corona...virus? Haha, just kidding, I don't really have coronavirus. You should be glad, too. I'd like to swap fluids with you."

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  9. 29. sij

    1) Say you're running late for a flight. Call the airline and tell them you're with the CDC and someone on that flight may have coronavirus. Tell them to hold the plane. When you get there, say "We just found the passenger in the airport. Good thing too! Here's my ticket."

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  10. 29. sij

    Practical advice for benefitting from the coronavirus outbreak:

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  11. 29. sij

    "Michelle, did I ever tell ya about the time Corn Pop and I..." "Yes, yes you have, Joe."

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  12. 29. sij

    The surprising candor of politicians in 2020: "Vote for me and I will literally pay you cash money." In the past, they at least dressed it up in promises of saving Social Security or fighting the War on Poverty.

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  13. 27. sij

    Would be willing to trade pigeons for these.

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    Looked at another way — 23% of Californians are on some form of welfare — does our country have a burning need to import new immigrants who are permanently unable to support themselves, or should we focus on helping existing citizens and residents first?

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  15. 26. sij

    There's a part of China that resembles the ninth circle of Hell? Tough press for the Middle Kingdom these days.

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  17. 22. sij

    Never thought I'd find myself saying kudos to the Saudis but--

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    21. sij
    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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  19. 21. sij

    Forces aligning against Bernie. Perhaps Bernie supporters are the new conservative wing of the Left: clinging to their cherished principles and doomed to noble failure.

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  20. 20. sij

    "...it seems likely that the number of women being denied a wanted abortion in the U.S. will only continue to grow over time." One can only hope.

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