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Barnet chap exiled in Chester. If you're pessimistic, you're never disappointed. “Woke Liberal twat” “Timmy two teams wanker”. John chapter 11:35
State of bewildermentJoined April 2011

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The Conservatives just don’t care about running the country. It’s all about their egos and these psycho-dramas. Pathetic. Get them out
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Spoken to a key Johnson backer who tells me it’s likely there will be more resignations > dripping them out to cause maximum damage to No 10. And those who know him tell me ”never write him off”, his resignation letter a declaration of war in this defeat. Will post analysis soon
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Born proven liar lies about something. Again. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Untruths being peddled everywhere. Johnson wasn’t forced out by anyone but himself. The Privileges Committee (Conservative dominated) would recommend, the Commons (Conservative dominated) would vote, his constituents (Conservative majority) would decide. He chose to quit.
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It’s not really bizarre. He’s a coward who won’t face a bye election as he’s too scared of losing.
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Boris: I am totally innocent. There is a conspiracy against me. The Privileges Committee & Sue Gray are determined for force me out... Er, so I'm going to give them their wish... There is something that doesn't add up here. Why wouldn't he fight it? Utterly bizarre to quit.
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This should be a list of defendants Fucking hell.
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BREAKING: Boris Johnson’s resignation honours… Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns, Priti Patel. Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg, Michael Fabricant, Conor Burns. Honours for staff at centre of partygate Jack Doyle, Rosie Bate-Williams and Shelly Williams-Walker. assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl
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Scaling back a green prosperity plan as it’ll cost less than test and trace did. Disappointing Labour won’t stand firm, and a portent of the limitations the next government will face due to the hugely incompetent and reckless economics of the current incumbents.
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BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has scrapped Labour’s pledge to spend £28bn a year on green prosperity plan after weeks of fierce internal criticism She says Labour will now ‘ramp up’ spending on green prosperity over course of Parliament - the £28bn figure appears to have been ditched
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Such a typical Tory response. They talk about personal responsibility so much but trust no one to actually take it.
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Former Tory London mayor candidate Shaun Bailey is worried that Universal Basic Income recipients will blow the money on drugs. I've got news for him about half the Tory cabinet.
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Get Norman into borstal where he belongs and all is sorted. Although you’d then need to query the need for a full time fire crew in the town so maybe Sam needs Norman around? It’s ALL a conspiracy one way or another.
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We make out like Fireman Sam is a hero but he is an absolute hack. Only about 25 people live in Pontypandy and they are setting fire to something EVERY SINGLE DAY. EDUCATE THEM SAM. GO BEYOND THE HOSE.
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Harder than you think. Some right shite in there.
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Just 13 Spanish players have represented Arsenal in the Premier League. Can you name them all? #AFC planetfootball.com/quizzes/can-na
Just taking the piss. Gaslighting on an industrial scale. If you fall for this, well, I have no sympathy.
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Brexit allows us to lower food prices. twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/…
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Important context: UK food inflation is running at 19%, which is the highest level since 1977, and the highest rate in Western Europe. Analysts cite Brexit trade disruption and Brexit-related labour shortages as contributing factors. reuters.com/world/uk/why-d…
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What this says is that they’re not confident in their position. That repeated mantra is straight from written legal advice isn’t it?
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How bad can you look in an 80-second clip. This bad. 👇🏽 The skill of a politician is to stick to their answer without looking like a myna bird, rocking on its perch, just mimicking human speech. ~AA
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Luton Town have been promoted. This is the main entrance to their stadium. Incredible to think this ground will be in the Premier League next season.
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How the fuck is this nonsense still going? Do I mean the schofield thing or Nadine Dorries? Do I have to choose?
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Holly Willoughby has ‘questions to answer’, Nadine Dorries claims amid Phillip Schofield scandal independent.co.uk/arts-entertain
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I’m not a climate expect. But, 30 yrs ago I did a degree where we studied climate change. Every single prediction we looked at is now true. Every. Single. One. There’s plenty of that evidence around. But selfish tossers like Pete just ignore it. We should all ignore him.
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Caroline Lucas says that there must be no debate and no questioning of the climate change narrative. She also thinks that a differing opinion expressed in the media is grounds for state intervention. That tells you everything you need to know about green ideology and climate… Show more
This was 34 years ago. And still brings tears of total joy to my eyes. Will never be bettered.
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34 years ago today: Agony and ecstasy at Anfield. Voiced by the brilliant Brian Moore. “THOMAS CHARGING THROUGH THE MIDFIELD. THOMAS… IT’S UP FOR GRABS NOW!”
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