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Barnet chap exiled in Chester. If you're pessimistic, you're never disappointed. “Woke Liberal twat” “Timmy two teams wanker”. John chapter 11:35
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Hey I really don’t think City have done “the impossible”. Have a word with yourselves.
Realised tonight how much I hate Bernardo Silva. Runty little Weasley face twat.
The Conservatives just don’t care about running the country. It’s all about their egos and these psycho-dramas.
Pathetic. Get them out
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Spoken to a key Johnson backer who tells me it’s likely there will be more resignations > dripping them out to cause maximum damage to No 10. And those who know him tell me ”never write him off”, his resignation letter a declaration of war in this defeat. Will post analysis soon
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Born proven liar lies about something. Again. 🤷🏻♂️
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Untruths being peddled everywhere.
Johnson wasn’t forced out by anyone but himself. The Privileges Committee (Conservative dominated) would recommend, the Commons (Conservative dominated) would vote, his constituents (Conservative majority) would decide.
He chose to quit.
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It’s not really bizarre. He’s a coward who won’t face a bye election as he’s too scared of losing.
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Father Ted Crilly appears to have drafted Boris Johnson’s resignation letter nearly 30 years in advance 👇
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Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf
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This should be a list of defendants
Fucking hell.
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BREAKING: Boris Johnson’s resignation honours…
Damehoods - Andrea Jenkyns, Priti Patel.
Knighthoods - Jacob Rees-Mogg, Michael Fabricant, Conor Burns.
Honours for staff at centre of partygate Jack Doyle, Rosie Bate-Williams and Shelly Williams-Walker.
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl
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Totes legit I’m sure
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#NUFC is delighted to announce a new multi-year front of shirt partnership with @Sela!
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We’ve got McCabe….
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WNT squad confirmed for pre-World Cup Training Camp 
#COYGIG | #WeAreOne
#COYGIG | #WeAreOne
Scaling back a green prosperity plan as it’ll cost less than test and trace did.
Disappointing Labour won’t stand firm, and a portent of the limitations the next government will face due to the hugely incompetent and reckless economics of the current incumbents.
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BREAKING:
Rachel Reeves has scrapped Labour’s pledge to spend £28bn a year on green prosperity plan after weeks of fierce internal criticism
She says Labour will now ‘ramp up’ spending on green prosperity over course of Parliament - the £28bn figure appears to have been ditched
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No replies. Hmmmm.
Guess he won’t see me asking about anti-semitism then?
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With Prime Minister Viktor Orbán of Hungary, learning about his country’s effective ways of combating illegal migration.
Well played
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Arsenal have just blocked me ....Ffs I just said No to LGBTQ and this is their response ...Huge L Arsenal ..
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Jesus wept. Prem Football is fucking dead.
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FUN88 have been legendary sponsors.
Signed with us when we were in the Championship
Renewed with us when we were in turmoil
Staying on as Asian Betting Partners as we enter CL
Helped grow the Club's profile in Asia
Buzzing that @fun88eng are staying on with #NUFC! twitter.com/fun88eng/statu…
Signed with us when we were in the Championship
Renewed with us when we were in turmoil
Staying on as Asian Betting Partners as we enter CL
Helped grow the Club's profile in Asia
Buzzing that @fun88eng are staying on with #NUFC! twitter.com/fun88eng/statu…
Such a typical Tory response. They talk about personal responsibility so much but trust no one to actually take it.
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Former Tory London mayor candidate Shaun Bailey is worried that Universal Basic Income recipients will blow the money on drugs. I've got news for him about half the Tory cabinet.
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I’ll admit I’m not keen on Big Ange going to Spurs. Doesn’t fit what I want for the club.
I don’t hate anyone that much.
Oh no. Wait. Can I tag Jose Mourinho?
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Tag a mate who deserves a pint of Fosters
Get Norman into borstal where he belongs and all is sorted.
Although you’d then need to query the need for a full time fire crew in the town so maybe Sam needs Norman around? It’s ALL a conspiracy one way or another.
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We make out like Fireman Sam is a hero but he is an absolute hack. Only about 25 people live in Pontypandy and they are setting fire to something EVERY SINGLE DAY.
EDUCATE THEM SAM. GO BEYOND THE HOSE.
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Harder than you think. Some right shite in there.
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Just 13 Spanish players have represented Arsenal in the Premier League. Can you name them all? #AFC
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Sorry, this has to be a wind up. It’s Colin from Portsmouth isn’t it?
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"I DO NOT WANT HIM AT MY CLUB!"
Spurs fan Chris isn't impressed by the CV of current Celtic manager, Ange Postecoglu 
Listen to the #BBC606 podcast with @RobbieSavage8 & @Natalie_Pike_ on @BBCSounds NOW 
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More people were at this than in the Arsenal end at Anfield in 89
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On this day in 1976 #SexPistols played a show at the Lesser Free Trade Hall in Manchester.
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Just taking the piss. Gaslighting on an industrial scale. If you fall for this, well, I have no sympathy.
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Brexit allows us to lower food prices. twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context:
UK food inflation is running at 19%, which is the highest level since 1977, and the highest rate in Western Europe.
Analysts cite Brexit trade disruption and Brexit-related labour shortages as contributing factors.
reuters.com/world/uk/why-d…
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What this says is that they’re not confident in their position. That repeated mantra is straight from written legal advice isn’t it?
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How bad can you look in an 80-second clip. This bad. 
The skill of a politician is to stick to their answer without looking like a myna bird, rocking on its perch, just mimicking human speech. ~AA
The skill of a politician is to stick to their answer without looking like a myna bird, rocking on its perch, just mimicking human speech. ~AA
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Painful for gooners, but watch Spurs for a bit of light relief.
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Luton Town have been promoted.
This is the main entrance to their stadium.
Incredible to think this ground will be in the Premier League next season.
How the fuck is this nonsense still going?
Do I mean the schofield thing or Nadine Dorries?
Do I have to choose?
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Holly Willoughby has ‘questions to answer’, Nadine Dorries claims amid Phillip Schofield scandal
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I’m not a climate expect. But, 30 yrs ago I did a degree where we studied climate change. Every single prediction we looked at is now true. Every. Single. One.
There’s plenty of that evidence around. But selfish tossers like Pete just ignore it. We should all ignore him.
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Caroline Lucas says that there must be no debate and no questioning of the climate change narrative. She also thinks that a differing opinion expressed in the media is grounds for state intervention. That tells you everything you need to know about green ideology and climate… Show more
Archie is a massive star.
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I’m buzzing for work today. Also want to talk about mental health for just a moment.
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Lancaster bomber and two spitfires just flew over my house. Was a bit surreal.
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This was 34 years ago. And still brings tears of total joy to my eyes.
Will never be bettered.
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34 years ago today:
Agony and ecstasy at Anfield. Voiced by the brilliant Brian Moore.
“THOMAS CHARGING THROUGH THE MIDFIELD. THOMAS… IT’S UP FOR GRABS NOW!”
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