Wor Cheryl

@CherylKerl

Reet, this izzen the real Cheryl wor national treasha. Nah, Ah'm just a paradee man woman pet. Wei not check oot mei book on the link.

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Joined October 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Mar 2018

    Just in Case Cambridge Analytica's trein tuh get mei preevit data yerz can have this faw free. Mei interests include 'lettuce & lippy an hor lakka' Mei mood is 'Mint' Knock yerselves oot an use it howevah yerz leik. Just as long as it duzzen bring Donald Trump roond mei hoose.

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  2. Oct 6

    Eee! RIP Eddie van Halen. An amazing virtuoso guitar maestro. Terrible news, man pet.

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  3. Sep 12

    Leik yerz cannat beat The Lawk Ascendin man woman man pet. Seau evocative an atmospheric an that. Mint!

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  4. Sep 12

    Eee, thawz anutha last neet. Let’s heurp next yeeaz ganna be back tuh nawmil again.

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  5. Aug 28

    Ah’ve reurt a peurm caalled Oot uv despair an silence. Blooms a flower of heurp. Let the trumpetz sing, let the church bells ring. Nee naw be sad; rejoice be glad.

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  6. Jul 16

    Hei, wharrayiz aall think aboot 'Brutalist Awkahteksha? Ah was taalkin tuh some of the gorls aboot it last neet. An Ah have tuh sey... Ah'm norra big fan, leik. Ah'm maw uv a Sisteen Chappil keinda person. Oh aye, definilee, pet.

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  7. Mar 23

    Hei, divvint be a lorruv idiots. Leik this messags is simpil. STAY AT HOME!

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  8. Mar 3

    Eee Sara pet, Ah’m lovin yerz new sereez uv It’s mint man! Veree infoamitive an that, leik.Seurcial histree comin tuh leif in wor hooziz.

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  9. Jan 10

    Sad news the neet that Rush drummer, Neil Peart, has passed away. Eee bur he was a fantastic player. RIP.

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  10. 25 Dec 2019

    Hei, if yerz awn’t watcin it itz teurtillee mint. If yerz haven’t seen it mebbes gerrit caught up on BBC iplayer lataz. Aye, and have yerz selves a very merry Christmas an aall, pets. ⛄️ 🎅🏻 🌲

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  11. 24 Dec 2019

    Eee, yerz cannat beat a birruv John Tavener. Ah love The Lamb me man, speshlee them dissonant hawmoneez. Mint! Ah’ll mebbes colabarate wur Stormzee an hadaway an dee a grime vawshun on mei next album.

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  12. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2019
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  13. 3 Dec 2019

    Ah’m thinkin’ aboot mebbes gannin public to give mei blessin faw eitha Jeramee aw Boris. Meind itz a heavee burden havin tuh be wor nation’s King makah an sumthin’ thar Ah’ll leiklee agonize aboot faw a few dees yet.

    Undo
  14. 20 Nov 2019

    Peepil's been askin uz aall dee faw mei assessment uv last neet's Leadaz Debate. Noo not bein teight aw owt but yerz cudden pick a winnah. Talk aboot not havin a clue. They both made Chris Grayling look leik a strong contendah faw PM.

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  15. 17 Nov 2019

    Reight, since the dawn of teim who’d be the politician that yerz could trust the meurst? Boris Johnson aw President Richad Nixon? Erm... it’s a tough one leik, but on balance Ah’d gan faw Donald Trump mebbes.

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  16. 17 Nov 2019

    Thousands of kids traumatised following launch of 2019 John Lewis Christmas ad – The Daily Blether

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  17. 16 Nov 2019

    Eee, Pet. Faw some reason is remeindin’ uz of Don’t Scare the Hare. Ah’d sey Central Castin’ must be empty the neet.

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  18. 14 Sep 2019

    Eee, Pet, yerz knah Ah cannat beleev it burtitz the again. A neet aalweys tinged wur sadness faw the passing of anutha Summer yet it heraldz the run towadz Winter wur aall the cosy an sneuree deez an Santa bringin toys an presentz faw aall the bairns an that.

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  19. 25 Aug 2019

    Trumpton fire fighters embark on mercy dash to extinguish Amazon blazes – The Daily Blether

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  20. 7 Jul 2019

    Eee, thor bein a bit teight wor the lirril lad. Fooah oota tenz leik keinda stinjee, pet.

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  21. 18 May 2019

    I’d a done Feight Faw This Love. That wudda got aall the puntaz gannin propah mentil instead uv this.

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