Cheryl

Sometimes I don’t tweet shit because I’m afraid a corporation is going to reply to the tweet and it will kinda ruin my day.

Is this a scene from Cats (2019)?https://twitter.com/chellzyeah/status/1434360473722499072 …

new TV shows have to be clear about whether there’s a pandemic going on or not. Cause if I assume there’s no pandemic and they vaguely say “unprecedented times” or “social distancing” I feel like they slapping me in the damn face.

Loving the MCU has made my life significantly easier I must say. I just like have stuff to talk about with acquaintances now. It’s like talking about the weather but more fun.https://twitter.com/bettinamak/status/1434204394644516873 …

I watched Hidden Figures on the airplane and it was a really good movie but who wrote the line “Here at NASA, we all pee the same color” and why were they allowed to keep their job after that?? Hmm?

These scam calls make my job so much harder cause I have to call people and if I don’t state my business in 15 seconds or less people hang up lol.https://twitter.com/kimmytaylor/status/1432013003608580098 …

God, I miss my cathttps://twitter.com/kylegaddo/status/1432338121669152772 …

Having to pay rent while on vacation is so dumb. It’s like uhg I’m not even there right now.

I just reviewed The Green Knight as “Gots to see it through, my boy” the movie.

They better not fight me but I know they will. Lmao

I’m really here practicing what I’m going to say when I try to pay the dinner bills with my cousins on vacation.

I’m gonna miss my cat so so much when I go on vacation

My outfit is so good I don’t even wanna leave the house cause I feel like no one deserves to see it except me and my lil household

I would like hot pot or a crab boil today. Is that asking too much? Sound off in da comments

I really bust into the room where Ryan is and scream about how hot a celebrity is and go “that’s all” like I’m Miranda Priestly from Devil Wears Prada and we go back to what we were doin

Not my boss starting a meeting with me by saying “I hope this news doesn’t make you go off the deep end”

Sometimes when I’m constipated I will go to the reply’s of peoples tweets because the bad takes will help me poop faster

I went for a walk and a car honked at me and a dog barked at me so now I gotta rest in a quiet and dark room for at least 45 mins.