This tweet brought to you by my most recent survival world in Minecraft, where I would really really really like to go exploring, but first I need some things from down in the caves where the monsters are, and I won't go get it, because I'm scared of the monsters.
Me: I love video games also me: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, PLEASE LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS, AUGH, I HATE THIS
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I was hanging out in the village I spawned next to (delighted, btw), dutifully sleeping at dusk every day to prevent monsters from spawning nearby a creeper was near my front door and I full-body jumped and yelled and startled Mr C so badly he fell off a cliff in Skyrim
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Mr C: "You really don't handle this very well" I did not swear at him in his face at the top of my voice, dear reader, which used up all of the restraint I had for today
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no fucking shit, honey. the kids are braver in-game than I am. I'm the one yelling at everyone that it's getting dark, guys, let's go to bed, hurry up, I can hear zombies i fucking hate zombies
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it's possible I should bite the bullet and get over my reluctance to learn a new game and just play Stardew Valley
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