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One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://ffm.to/foam 

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    Chelsea Peretti‏Verified account @chelseaperetti 13 May 2018

    DO U NEED A MOM ON TWITTER? I CAN DO IT NOW FOR A BIT HMU

    6:07 pm - 13 May 2018
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      1. Ashley‏ @lifeascurry 13 May 2018
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        I need a mom! I’ve spent this entire day alone!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. ellie poole‏ @redpepperjellie 13 May 2018
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        Chelsea tell me to go to bed please

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      2. vicky‏ @hourtohcur 13 May 2018
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        YES MOM

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      3. vicky‏ @hourtohcur 13 May 2018
        Replying to @hourtohcur @chelseaperetti

        Tell me to stop being dumb and go practice my lines for my play

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      2. Kelsey‏ @KelseyDelave 13 May 2018
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        How do I fold a fitted sheet?

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      2. eat the rude‏ @fatnudes 13 May 2018
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        first mother's day without my mom so i enthusiastically accept this tweet

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      3. eat the rude‏ @fatnudes 13 May 2018
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        should i get bangs???

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      1. virgin woolf‏ @virgin__woolf 13 May 2018
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        yes mommy

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      1. meaty thud‏ @shreddedboeuf 13 May 2018
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        i ran out of corn dogs ):

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