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My stand-up special Evolution is out now on . | 1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊

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  1. 4 hours ago

    If you partied with me when I was in my 20s, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine. You’ll be fine.

    271 replies 736 retweets 16,824 likes
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  2. 5 hours ago

    . for Interior! Yes!

    New Mexico's Congresswoman Deb Haaland emerges as Biden's top choice to lead U.S. Interior—a pick that would make her the first Native American to lead a Cabinet agency.
    34 replies 47 retweets 782 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Dec 14

    The original . Genius...

    72 replies 527 retweets 2,685 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Dec 14

    : Rep. Paul Mitchell announces he's leaving GOP, cites Trump's actions after November election: "It is unacceptable"

    2,592 replies 803 retweets 8,225 likes
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  5. Dec 14

    Whitmer and MCCormack, today in Michigan! It feels so good to have women in top spots!

    170 replies 291 retweets 8,112 likes
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  6. Dec 14

    Looking forward to the future of Georgia and 2021

    180 replies 215 retweets 5,714 likes
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  7. Dec 12

    Once Covid becomes a thing of the past, I would like to go on record now: if you approach me while I’m standing at a bar, we will indeed have something to celebrate, and I will do a shot with anyone who’s not a white supremacist.

    406 replies 490 retweets 21,083 likes
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    Dec 11

    Join me for the Twitterstorm TODAY from 12-2pm PT / 3-5pm ET. Let's share the positive news stories celebrating & tag , , .

    42 replies 273 retweets 2,419 likes
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  9. Dec 11

    For all your Republicans pro-lifers. Justice Department rushing to expand execution methods like firing squads for federal death row inmates - CNNPolitics

    250 replies 251 retweets 1,553 likes
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  10. Dec 10

    From my Hanukkah bush to yours, have a Happy Hanukkah! A Merry Christmas! A Happy Kwanzaa! Whatever you’re celebrating this season, remember that Four Seasons Total Landscaping has you covered for all of your grooming needs.

    502 replies 376 retweets 10,764 likes
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    Dec 10

    New Mexico , is a frontrunner for Secretary of the Interior. For most of our history, sadly, it would have been an outlandish idea; now it feels absolutely necessary.

    15 replies 197 retweets 1,023 likes
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    Dec 10

    So many mic drops 🖐🏿 🎤 from of on this week's . Also an apology from . Listen to the episode here:

    7 replies 61 retweets 285 likes
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  13. Dec 9

    Melania may not care about human beings in detention centers this holiday season, but I do. My Christmas wish is that you do too. Please support to get migrant children out of detention centers and reunite families. Vid by:

    94 replies 230 retweets 1,646 likes
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  14. Dec 9

    Hey,

    19 replies 15 retweets 319 likes
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  15. Dec 9

    This black indigenous family is fighting against displacement and you can help them here at:

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    Portland police attempt to serve an eviction notice during a pandemic. Residents push them back.
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    127 replies 152 retweets 743 likes
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  16. Dec 8

    This is what used to happen when I’d travel to visit my family over the holidays— we’re all better off staying put this year. Stay home and stay safe.

    269 replies 98 retweets 4,480 likes
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  17. Dec 8

    I, too, am higher than previously calculated.

    World’s highest mountain, Mount Everest, is 0.86m higher than had been previously officially calculated, Nepal and China announce
    121 replies 163 retweets 3,751 likes
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    Dec 6

    . dumped $3 million of stock to protect her own wealth after a private Senate briefing on the coronavirus pandemic. Now she's refusing to support a ban on senators trading stocks. Kelly is only looking out for Kelly.

    528 replies 1,909 retweets 6,594 likes
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  19. Dec 7

    The plus side of being a Republican who doesn’t wear masks or believe in covid, is when you get it, you receive the best care in the nation from a team of the top doctors.

    Rudy Giuliani Says He's 'Getting Great Care' After Being Reportedly Hospitalized with COVID-19​
    262 replies 630 retweets 5,518 likes
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  20. Dec 7

    This is Monday. This is also edibles. And if you live in Georgia, today is the last day to register to vote in the January runoff. Do it now at .

    227 replies 87 retweets 2,822 likes
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