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Tickets on sale for my Vaccinated And Horny stand-up tour | Dear Chelsea Podcast Season 2 out now | Stream my stand-up special “Evolution” on 🍊

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009

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    Apr 7

    I am adding a SECOND show in Nashville on 6/10 where I am taping my next special and a NEW SHOW in Saratoga, CA on 10/1. Tickets on presale now with code HORNY at

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  2. Everyday a new lawmaker is like, “but do women really know HOW MUCH we hate them? Let’s make sure.”

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  4. There are still tickets to my late show in Montclair this Thursday and Saturday night in Hershey, Pennsylvania! Let’s go!

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  5. America is always focusing on the right things at the right time. That’s the beauty of this country.

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  6. was wondering why my Nespresso machine was playing Diplo.

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  7. This is the man running against Sarah Palin In Alaska. Let’s help amplify and donate!

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    May 6

    It’s really easy for some people to ignore these incredibly difficult realities, which makes it that much harder to speak our truth. Thank you for sharing your story with us.

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  9. May 3

    It’s amazing how horrified Republicans are at the leaking of a Supreme Court opinion yet have nothing to say on an actual organized assault on our Capitol, that their own party had a hand in, where actual people were murdered, and that their president organized. Sickening.

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    May 3

    If you'd like to support patients directly, including with travel arrangements —> If you'd like to support prochoice political work, especially at the community and state levels —>

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  11. May 2

    Hey Texas — Let’s get out the vote for these incredible women being supported by :

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Hey friends in Brazil! If you're 16 or 17, make sure to register to vote before the May 4th deadline. What happens in Brazil matters to all of us. Your vote is your power. Use your power!

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  14. Early voting is happening now in Ohio! I’m with in supporting to become Ohio’s first woman to be elected governor.

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  15. . , the U.S. can lead the world in clean energy innovation and independence. It's time to use your emergency powers to scale up clean energy production, create jobs and address the climate crisis.

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  16. See you tonight, St. Louis!

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  17. Happy 420. Nobody should be incarcerated for marijuana.

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  18. Coming to Louisville, St. Louis, and Kansas City this weekend. Who’s coming to see me? Get tickets at

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  20. If you haven't already, check out Dear Chelsea on or wherever you listen.

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  21. My podcast Dear Chelsea is a honoree this year! I am so grateful to all my listeners out there and I feel so lucky to do what I love every day.

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