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My stand-up special Evolution is out now on . | 1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009

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  1. If you partied with me when I was in my 20s, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine. You’ll be fine.

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    The original . Genius...

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    Dec 14

    : Rep. Paul Mitchell announces he's leaving GOP, cites Trump's actions after November election: "It is unacceptable"

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  5. Whitmer and MCCormack, today in Michigan! It feels so good to have women in top spots!

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  6. Looking forward to the future of Georgia and 2021

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  7. Once Covid becomes a thing of the past, I would like to go on record now: if you approach me while I’m standing at a bar, we will indeed have something to celebrate, and I will do a shot with anyone who’s not a white supremacist.

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    Dec 11

    Join me for the Twitterstorm TODAY from 12-2pm PT / 3-5pm ET. Let's share the positive news stories celebrating & tag , , .

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  9. For all your Republicans pro-lifers. Justice Department rushing to expand execution methods like firing squads for federal death row inmates - CNNPolitics

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  10. From my Hanukkah bush to yours, have a Happy Hanukkah! A Merry Christmas! A Happy Kwanzaa! Whatever you’re celebrating this season, remember that Four Seasons Total Landscaping has you covered for all of your grooming needs.

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    Dec 10

    New Mexico , is a frontrunner for Secretary of the Interior. For most of our history, sadly, it would have been an outlandish idea; now it feels absolutely necessary.

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    Dec 10

    So many mic drops 🖐🏿 🎤 from of on this week's . Also an apology from . Listen to the episode here:

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  13. Dec 9

    Melania may not care about human beings in detention centers this holiday season, but I do. My Christmas wish is that you do too. Please support to get migrant children out of detention centers and reunite families. Vid by:

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  15. Dec 9

    This black indigenous family is fighting against displacement and you can help them here at:

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  16. Dec 8

    This is what used to happen when I’d travel to visit my family over the holidays— we’re all better off staying put this year. Stay home and stay safe.

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  17. Dec 8

    I, too, am higher than previously calculated.

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    . dumped $3 million of stock to protect her own wealth after a private Senate briefing on the coronavirus pandemic. Now she's refusing to support a ban on senators trading stocks. Kelly is only looking out for Kelly.

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  19. Dec 7

    The plus side of being a Republican who doesn’t wear masks or believe in covid, is when you get it, you receive the best care in the nation from a team of the top doctors.

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  20. Dec 7

    This is Monday. This is also edibles. And if you live in Georgia, today is the last day to register to vote in the January runoff. Do it now at .

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