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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 17 Oct 2017

    Is there anyone dumber than @realDonaldTrump? Besides his children, and Melania? Does anyone know anyone dumber? Maybe tila tequila.

    7:07 PM - 17 Oct 2017
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    12,080 replies 4,204 retweets 26,314 likes
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      2. Carla Bono‏ @calexbono 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        If he could build a billion dollar empire from scratch then he ain't dumb. Also it's insensitive to attack his ten year old. #GrowUp #bully

        67 replies 151 retweets 1,638 likes
      3. MaevenMorrigan‏ @MaevenMorrigan 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @calexbono @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        Uh, he got a "loan" from his Dad and inherited 200 Million...so....

        153 replies 2 retweets 153 likes
      4. Jeff Gibson‏ @tugboat1976 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @MaevenMorrigan @calexbono and

        And is now a billionaire, so....

        24 replies 16 retweets 887 likes
      5. NYT OP-ED #BoycottNRA 🚫 #BoycottStarbucks‏ @Mindpollution3 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @tugboat1976 @MaevenMorrigan and

        Wealth coming from interest and scams is nothing to boast about, so....

        96 replies 3 retweets 122 likes
      6. Carla Bono‏ @calexbono 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Mindpollution3 @tugboat1976 and

        Who cares? Still is worth more money than most could ever dream of. Don't be salty about it.

        21 replies 10 retweets 519 likes
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      2. D.W.‏ @sunnydee33 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        Chelsea that’s not funny anymore. I love you as a comedian but make good stuff!!

        104 replies 41 retweets 1,110 likes
      3. Max Howroute‏ @howroute 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @sunnydee33 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        What are u talking about. Anything Trump is a comedy gold.

        153 replies 2 retweets 283 likes
      4. Safa  💫 💝‏ @SafaMarwa85 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @howroute @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        pic.twitter.com/dUNh5OiyqN

        40 replies 43 retweets 223 likes
      5. Max Howroute‏ @howroute 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SafaMarwa85 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        Third ReichT is in America now.pic.twitter.com/aFVRuN9Cfi

        280 replies 33 retweets 164 likes
      6. 10 west‏ @payd2trade 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @howroute @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        When did trump kill 6 million Jews? How dare you equate someone you don't like with Hitler

        111 replies 166 retweets 2,634 likes
      7. Max Howroute‏ @howroute 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @payd2trade @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        I'm sorry, Trump is much worse than Hitler! Happy now?

        579 replies 14 retweets 219 likes
      8. Anthony Jr.‏ @aaprojr 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @howroute @payd2trade and

        That butt-cut/bowl-cut combo just exudes intelligence.

        6 replies 5 retweets 390 likes
      9. Max Howroute‏ @howroute 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @aaprojr @payd2trade and

        Haha, says Russian troll with a pic of American kid as avatar. You guys got no shame. #PutinBot

        41 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2. Maverick‏ @RodStryker 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        No, you actually look DUMB, receiving the sweet "golden shower" & loving it all. Retire please, Chelsea. Loser. #USAhttps://vine.co/v/O7T00OD5zbi 

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      4.  🔥Type of Way  🇺🇸 ⚜️‏ @cajunsoulfire74 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SparkleSoup45 @HillelSims and

        She may as well have. Chelsea Handler likes golden showers. 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Mark Faris‏ @MarkFaris1 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PatriotInfidel7 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        This picture clearly says it all

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