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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 29 Sep 2017

    Melania to host a discussion on opioid abuse. She says unless you have to have sex with Donald Trump, you have no excuse to be on drugs.

    8:49 AM - 29 Sep 2017
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      2. Renie Campoli‏ @Renie1974 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Is she for real? If Trump serves a full term in office, half the country will be on drugs to try and forget he was ever president.

        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. Just ur average Jane‏ @lil_Miss_Jacque 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Renie1974 @chelseahandler

        Not all of them . Just the cry babies that didn’t get their way . They will be asking for FREE drugs . Like antidepressants and anxiety meds

        4 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. jean‏ @ispywlittleeye 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @lil_Miss_Jacque @Renie1974 @chelseahandler

        Don't you know opioids are a white people problem... so they won't be Handed out for free

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      5. Amy Lynn‏ @vandenberg_amy 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ispywlittleeye @lil_Miss_Jacque and

        That’s just an unkind voice

        3 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. jean‏ @ispywlittleeye 13 Oct 2017
        Replying to @vandenberg_amy @lil_Miss_Jacque and

        White people have more access to healthcare- opioids addictions mostly start with pain pill subscriptions- hence more whites get hooked

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. jtblogs‏ @jtblogs 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Whatever U guys in the Left talk against my @potus Mr. DJT will backfire in 2020. We will win more States in 2020. Watch🤣😂

        2 replies 3 retweets 28 likes
      3. Richard Rocchio‏ @RickRkyYo 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @jtblogs @chelseahandler @POTUS

        Take MORE drugs!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Tim Bowden‏ @gogreen200086 30 Sep 2017
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      2. 5FtOh‏ @nahlaw 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @lindachapin54

        Best sex Marla's ever had

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Hanging Dead  💀‏ @Hanging_Dead 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @nahlaw @chelseahandler @lindachapin54

        Doubt it He blamed Obama for that too #FreeMelania #saveMelania #SNL43pic.twitter.com/2b8bMmtO6I

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        0 replies 7 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Cozzymandias ❄️‏ @cozzyozymandias 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Seems like a bunch of triggered #MAGA over this tweet about the nude model turned flotus. This is vulgar but her pics aren't? LOL. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/a1FMjt417i

        4 replies 9 retweets 15 likes
      3. GOP CAREER CROOKS‏ @Jeff66349905 1 Oct 2017
        Replying to @cozzyozymandias @AmandaS15866691 @chelseahandler

        Only thing missing is her pissing all over trumputin's face!

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. deplorable mb‏ @Laus_Deo4ever 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

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      1. Melissa Mckee‏ @mistyblue20109 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Careful, your true feminism is starting to show. You know, that green with envy one.

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      1. Rick Crowley‏ @tweetingbrit 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        @FLOTUS @MelaniaTrump @netflix Melania bad joke way out of line, beyond the pale. Booo. NFLX handlers need to escort you offstage right now!

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      1. Beatrice Wylee‏ @twfreedom50 30 Sep 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Proof that drunk tweeting is never a good thing @chelseahandler

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