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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 9 Feb 2017

    A Gay, a Muslim, and a Jew hit Nordstrom and then hit @WhiteHouse to give the finger to @realDonaldTrump.pic.twitter.com/kFu8qKvh0u

    9:18 AM - 9 Feb 2017
    • 29,955 Retweets
    • 99,524 Likes
    • Mohamed Alaa JPWuski Brick ONeil Heather Pellegrino #GLOVESOFF 🗽🔑🌊 Nikki curly♒️ Ravi Everything Is Love -
    1,891 replies 29,955 retweets 99,524 likes
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      2. NICHOLAS MEGALIS‏Verified account @nicholasmegalis 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        you're fucking brilliant . Your "stranger things" kid guests sang my song on your show. I want to come on next. ❤️

        5 replies 12 retweets 255 likes
      3. Nic‏ @nicnak77 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nicholasmegalis @chelseahandler

        shes a scab shes trash shes a washed up alcoholic in 4 years she will be a wasted memory literally wasted

        17 replies 1 retweet 62 likes
      4. NICHOLAS MEGALIS‏Verified account @nicholasmegalis 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nicnak77

        your life seems so miserable holy shit. It just seems like a personal hell. For you to say that stuff, you must be so down.

        9 replies 4 retweets 169 likes
      5. Nic‏ @nicnak77 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nicholasmegalis

        i'm not the one bashing the president every single solitary day of my alcoholic miserable life. your girl is..

        9 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Sara‏ @sweetsa13483251 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump

        That's ppl saying get out of the WH and move into an assisted living...

        3 replies 4 retweets 35 likes
      3. MT Nestor 👁 👂 👃 👇‏ @MTNestor08 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @sweetsa13483251 @chelseahandler and

        Assisted living? How about jail for Treason? #LockHimUp

        11 replies 8 retweets 111 likes
      4. Sara‏ @sweetsa13483251 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MTNestor08 @chelseahandler and

        I have to give it to you...Your idea is far better than mine and I fully endorse it

        0 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Randi‏ @RandiFazekas 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump

        LOVE IT... really who could EVER put NORDSTROMS DOWN! They r the best! DON... grow a pair!

        9 replies 7 retweets 120 likes
      3. Realz  💫 ⭐️Lisa ⭐️ 💫‏ @1Summerstar1 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @RandiFazekas @chelseahandler and

        The Nordstrom bags are EMPTY 🤣

        14 replies 3 retweets 66 likes
      4.  ❄‏ @Snow_Hazard 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @1Summerstar1

        😂 you wish

        3 replies 2 retweets 34 likes
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      6. geralt's bizarre adventure: bathtub crusaders‏ @archarin 10 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SilverSwordInc

        Was that honestly the best you could come up with? For a sword, you're duller than a butter knife.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Farleftaresocialists‏ @TeamTrump11 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump

        Grow up Chelsea! Your not in high school anymore..

        19 replies 0 retweets 63 likes
      3. NOT Secret Society Lisa‏ @Lisa_Battleaxe 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TeamTrump11 @chelseahandler and

        And yet I bet she knows it's "you're"

        10 replies 2 retweets 263 likes
      4. Persistently Uppity‏ @UppityWomanBlog 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Lisa_Battleaxe @TeamTrump11 and

        pic.twitter.com/1hN2oyyJxJ

        2 replies 1 retweet 41 likes
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      2. VK‏ @vjeannek 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump

        the bags look empty.

        3 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
      3. Lauren Ruccio‏ @LaurenRuccio 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @vjeannek @chelseahandler and

        I'm sure they are ... Nordstrom is too classy for her. She belongs in Walmart

        7 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
      4. VK‏ @vjeannek 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @LaurenRuccio @chelseahandler and

        I believe that Handler buys her own clothes. No stylist dresses clients as poorly

        2 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
      5. Marc Eaton‏ @Marc_Eaton 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @vjeannek @LaurenRuccio and

        Handler always looks like she just rolled out of bed in her clothes

        3 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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