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Tickets on sale for my Vaccinated And Horny stand-up tour | Dear Chelsea Podcast out now | Stream my stand-up special “Evolution” on @hbomax🍊

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 30 Jan 2017

    The ACLU has received over $24M in donations. That’s $1 for everyone who attended Trump’s inauguration. & then 23.7 million more dollars.

    9:22 PM - 30 Jan 2017
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      1. Eric_Wuz_Here‏ @ehorstman36 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        donating what I can on payday Friday! If Trump doesn't take that away too😤

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      1. Angela Pietrello‏ @screenwriterkid 30 Jan 2017
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      1. The Everyday File‏ @benseaward 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        this is the best tweet.

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      2. @SaysDana  🤓  🕷 🕸‏ @SaysDana 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @HalJelikakik @chelseahandler

        Oh man. We love English speakers and refugees and immigrants. Stop it . Really. Stop it.

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      1. Jeff Matson  👾‏ @TheJeffMatson 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @larrybarrski1 @chelseahandler

        Based on 24M BJs, she would need to give 1 BJ every minute for 45 years. She's 41. Get better at math.

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      1. Fully Vaccinated Rich  🇺🇸‏ @RLElam 30 Jan 2017
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        Chelsea, that's not nice. You probably hurt President Princess Orange Snowflake @realDonaldTrump's feelings.

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      1. •Freddy Lawrence-‏ @FreddyLawrence1 30 Jan 2017
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      1. Jeff Matson  👾‏ @TheJeffMatson 30 Jan 2017

        Clearly the time limit would be based on completion. Must be some damn good ones.

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      2. Slight Clutter‏ @slightclutter 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        You do realize that just a few minutes ago, the White House issued an EO making math illegal? Proceed carefully.

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      3. LilyFairy‏ @CuzISaidSoBrat 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @slightclutter @chelseahandler

        That would be very funny, if it might not actually happen. :p

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