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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | @chelseashow Season 2 now streaming.

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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 26 Sep 2016

    Is he on blow? Trumped up sniffle down. #Debates

    6:15 PM - 26 Sep 2016
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    180 replies 2,275 retweets 5,743 likes
    1. Diana Frances‏ @dianafrancesvan 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      His mucous doesn't even want to be associated with him

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    2. Norma Maldonado‏ @majia1 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      I just asked the same thing??? Working in clubs back in the 80's I recognize that sniffle & dry mouth. Not me my customers.

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    3. JusticeSadie‏ @JusticeSadie 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      Is it me or is #DonaldTrump not his usual shade of orange? #debatenight He looks rather #Pale for him-Maybe he is ill?

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      2. Danye West‏ @00Rocker00 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Heaven forbid that asshat has Pneumonia.....

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      4. Danye West‏ @00Rocker00 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @KeyNan23 @chelseahandler

        @realDonaldTrump maaate!!!

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      5. Kenan Zujo‏ @KeyNan23 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @00Rocker00 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        😂okay okay i just connected the dots - gotchya! 😍

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Danye West‏ @00Rocker00 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @KeyNan23 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        I was refraining from using my favourite word #c*nt

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      7. Kenan Zujo‏ @KeyNan23 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @00Rocker00 @chelseahandler @realDonaldTrump

        i know how what you mean but sometimes life is like a box of chocolates - you need to refrain

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    4. Quinn Murphy‏ @QuinnMurphy 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      omg I was thinking the same thing! Cuh-cane

      0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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    5. Jillian Adriana‏ @jillianadriana 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      I was thinking something like that too...

      0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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    6. Danye West‏ @00Rocker00 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      Might make him sound more interesting?

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    7. Adam Vitcavage‏ @vitcavage 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      it's AIDS.

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    8. Sam‏ @strwberrygarcia 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      he's ABSOLUTELY on blow

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    9. Wendy Purcell‏ @wendywrocks 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      yes!!!!!!!! Jersey Girls know that sound for sure.

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    10. Sibsie‏ @Sibsie 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      @CanstrCa dry mouth, sniffing, dilated pupils.

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    11. sal.‏ @salrules1 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      @tinromedia warming up

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    12. Liz‏ @JustMyTweet 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      LMfAO I was just noticing that he has the sniffles. The Donald is above getting sick; therefore, it must be blow.

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    13. Lisa Lindsay‏ @lisalvsu2 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      I wondered the same thing. Hahah. He's doing an awful lot of sniffling. #trumpsonblow

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    14. Cori Scherer‏ @coriascherer 26 Sep 2016
      Replying to @chelseahandler

      @979TheBox 😂😂😂😂

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