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Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler

Joined February 2009
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    Chelsea Handler Verified account ‏@chelseahandler Jun 29

    Hetero sexual pride day is here. Needing to share your heterosexual pride usually means you’ll be sharing your gay pride in about a year.

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      1. Jim West ‏@drjewest Jun 29

        @chelseahandler @AmichelSW like sharing your abortion pride means youll be having another in about a year, right

        2 retweets 13 likes
      2. jill ‏@FlipSwitch513 Jun 30

        @drjewest @chelseahandler @AmichelSW that's none of your business. Stay out of her uterus! Old white men, I swear...

        0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. Jim West ‏@drjewest Jun 30

        @FlipSwitch513 @chelseahandler @AmichelSW - i would remind you, precious, that handler is the one who made her abortions public. no whining.

        0 retweets 3 likes
    1. Jim E ‏@eaganj Jun 29

      @chelseahandler Hetero Pride Day ... otherwise known as every other day of the fucking year.

      10 retweets 47 likes
    2. Fuckin' Rambo 216 ‏@strongforte Jun 29

      @chelseahandler you have nice tits.#HeterosexualPrideDay

      0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Daniel ‏@djdrm1972 Jun 29

      @chelseahandler Lmfao

      0 retweets 3 likes
      1. KimDavis's GayFriend ‏@KDavisGayFriend Jun 29

        @chelseahandler And will the official TV show of #HeterosexualPrideDay be "16 and Pregnant"?

        1 retweet 5 likes
      2.  ⛺ ‏@A_Sud_ Jun 29

        @KDavisGayFriend lol I'd make a gay joke in response...but that's a hate crime. 💁

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. KimDavis's GayFriend ‏@KDavisGayFriend Jun 29

        @A_Sud_ The fact that you even thought that means you committed a "PRE-hatecrime" I'm sorry but @RuPaul will be over soon to slap you. ;)

        0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  ⛺ ‏@A_Sud_ Jun 29

        @KDavisGayFriend idk who that is. Hope they can find my house okay 😞

        0 retweets 1 like
    4. Duke Eastwood ‏@DukeEastwood Jun 29

      @chelseahandler gays are just mad that bi people get two pride occasions. Bi people were already getting twice as much anyway, nothing new!

      0 retweets 2 likes
    5. VeryScaryCarnival ‏@VSCarnival Jun 29

      @chelseahandler Gay Pride: I am fabulous any way I am. Hetero Pride: Thank God and cats I'm not gay.

      1 retweet 2 likes
    6. Tom Gulley ‏@atomicpalooka Jun 29

      @chelseahandler With Inadvertent Celibacy Day in the middle.

      0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Kelly ‏@kaustly Jun 29

        @chelseahandler plz marry me

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    7. Dave Hansen ‏@twice8791 Jun 29

      @chelseahandler Needing to share your gay pride means you really have nothing to be prideful about. #Heterosexualprideday

      1 retweet 0 likes
    8. Z4RT4N ‏@Z4RT4N Jun 29

      @chelseahandler See @delmoko78? Told you! #SexualPrideDay #GayPride @GayPride @Gay @GayTimesMag #OhMyhttps://vine.co/v/OIUEDWVVqtD 

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    9. bill soderquist ‏@bigdaddywill38 Jun 29

      @chelseahandlerpic.twitter.com/3pLxzFhkVO

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    10. john radcliff ‏@jdr1961 Jun 29

      @chelseahandler thanks for that but I'll just hang with my wife

      0 retweets 1 like

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