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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 18h18 hours ago

    Republicans can thank their president for the new set of accepted standards. “Impeach the motherfucker,” is wholly appropriate when referring to removing a Russian asset running our country.

    10:39 am - 4 Jan 2019
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      2. Debi Devens‏ @debidevens 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        By Russian asset you are speaking of Mueller? Hillary? Because it sure as heck isn't President Trump.

        90 replies . 19 retweets 197 likes
      3. Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @debidevens

        When you wake up from whatever drug you’re on, try again. Honestly.

        37 replies . 18 retweets 584 likes
      4. Debi Devens‏ @debidevens 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        No drugs. And no one peeing in my face while laughing either. All of you elitists LOVED President Trump until he won 2016 fair and square - despite the cheating by Hillary and Dems. She was a horrific candidate. Period!

        52 replies . 9 retweets 183 likes
      5. John‏ @platinum_spork 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @debidevens @chelseahandler

        Yeah, so horrific she got more votes than him.....

        23 replies . 3 retweets 238 likes
      6. Debi Devens‏ @debidevens 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @platinum_spork @chelseahandler

        Did she? Because there were 3.5 million more votes during 2016 than our citizenry of voting age. So...? And yes - horrific! She treated her husband's victims like garbage! And she loved her mentor - a KKK leader Senator Byrd. That's horrific! + follower of #SaulAlinsky #Lucifer

        71 replies . 5 retweets 111 likes
      7. John‏ @platinum_spork 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @debidevens @chelseahandler

        Ahahaha! Don't know where you got that bogus voting info, since this is a new talking point. She treated her husbands 'victims' just like Trump does: non starter. Byrd atoned for his sins: Trump & the rest of the KKK GOP members have not.

        4 replies . 0 retweets 47 likes
      8. Debi Devens‏ @debidevens 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @platinum_spork @chelseahandler

        Facts are pesky, right?https://lidblog.com/voter-fraud-more-registered-voters/ …

        18 replies . 0 retweets 15 likes
      9. MsMgo‏ @msMgo07 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @debidevens @platinum_spork @chelseahandler

        Lol. Lid blog and facts??

        3 replies . 0 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Lipstick Bail Bonds‏ @LipstickBonds 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Real Nice Chelsea. What are you 12? Get use to having a President with Guts for the next 6 Years.

        30 replies . 0 retweets 90 likes
      3. Trudee‏ @Trudee601 16h16 hours ago
        Replying to @LipstickBonds @chelseahandler

        Guts? Guts?? He continues to make Wreckless decisions and then lies to try to clean it up. . The day will come where the corruption in this Administration will be revealed. None too soon..

        4 replies . 2 retweets 109 likes
      4. Scott Stevens‏ @ApolloRacer 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @Trudee601 @LipstickBonds @chelseahandler

        Plus he shuts down the government in a tantrum because he can't get his wall funding, causing 800K workers to not get paid and MILLIONS to be delayed in getting their tax refunds, THEN wants to declare a national emergency for something he caused to try and get the money. #25th

        9 replies . 10 retweets 105 likes
      5. Ironheadmomma‏ @HZenidog 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @ApolloRacer @Trudee601 and

        Fear mongering is contagious apparently 😂😂😂😂😂😂

        1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Marcy _K_J‏ @barnprincess74 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @HZenidog @ApolloRacer and

        Guts? Captain bonespurs has guts??? Since when? 😂😂😂

        2 replies . 0 retweets 44 likes
      7. JBLite‏ @JBLite 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @barnprincess74 @HZenidog and

        Guts? He barely has hair. Or integrity. Or intelligence. Or the ability to read.

        2 replies . 1 retweet 44 likes
      8. Marci Moore‏ @MooreMarci 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @JBLite @barnprincess74 and

        Oh he has a huge gut look at his stomach 😂😂😂😂

        0 replies . 0 retweets 9 likes
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        Replying to @chelseahandler

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        1 reply . 13 retweets 78 likes
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      2. George A. Polisner‏ @FoamingPenguin 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        I find it incredibly disgusting because she should have said indict, not impeach.

        3 replies . 1 retweet 39 likes
      3. Bob the builder‏ @Dzydvl 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @FoamingPenguin @chelseahandler

        And I find it amusing because neither will happen, but don’t worry. They will have their new talking points soon, just in time for your next indoctrination.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. #FockerAtTheMovies‏ @FockerRN529 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @Dzydvl @FoamingPenguin @chelseahandler

        I think there's a good chance impeachment will happen, but if it does, it'll have the same effect that Hillary calling half the country Deplorables had. And it will have zero impact on removing Trump from office OR preventing him from running in 2020.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. LoveTheSea‏ @Loveeeethesea 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @FockerRN529 @Dzydvl and

        As per usual the dims are overreaching. They keep this lunancy of theirs going, there will be a landslide victory for Trump in 2020. I say Let em' loon away.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. #FockerAtTheMovies‏ @FockerRN529 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @Loveeeethesea @Dzydvl and

        That's essentially how I see it, too. I didn't vote for Trump, and Im a moderate more than a conservative, but it's people like me who have voted Dem in the past, that will continue to see the currrent DNC as a radicalized group of morons with this behavior.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      7. LoveTheSea‏ @Loveeeethesea 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @FockerRN529 @Dzydvl and

        Come on over. We're sane and more fun to be around. 😁 Btw, I was a lifelong democrat until 2012.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      8. #FockerAtTheMovies‏ @FockerRN529 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @Loveeeethesea @Dzydvl and

        There's no doubt I will vote with conservatives as a default for the time being. I am disgusted at the trajectory the DNC has taken. I supported Obama in 2008, but then it all changed. The only dem I will vote for I Tulsi Gabbard. Beyond her, not a chance they get my vote lol

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      9. LoveTheSea‏ @Loveeeethesea 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @FockerRN529 @Dzydvl and

        Glad to hear it!🤗💞 The lengths they have gone to is appalling. Smearing peoples good names, ruining lives and careeres, cheating etc... Like you, I suported Obama in 2008. I deeply regret giving him my vote and trust. He was the true divider in chief.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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