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    Chelsea Handler‏Verified account @chelseahandler Oct 19

    Ted Cruz’s wife Heidi complained that they won’t be buying a second home anytime soon. Especially come November when Ted has to become an Uber driver.

    9:38 PM - 19 Oct 2018
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      2. Dana Goldberg‏Verified account @DGComedy Oct 19
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Another reason to take Lyft.

        17 replies 15 retweets 415 likes
      3.  🇺🇸 SKY45  🇺🇸 ︻デ═一‏ @SKYRIDER4538 Oct 21
        Replying to @DGComedy @chelseahandler

        You do know that DT did a mass block right? It’s not like he blocked you because he noticed you. It’s funny that he lives in your head rent free and has you make his block your background! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

        7 replies 64 retweets 123 likes
      4. Outlaw Writer |  🎯‏ @outlaw_mann Oct 21
        Replying to @SKYRIDER4538 @grizzlemeister and

        " I'm truly a special person because .@realDonaldTrump blocked me on .@Twitter. " ~ DGComedy

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      5.  🇺🇸 SKY45  🇺🇸 ︻デ═一‏ @SKYRIDER4538 Oct 21
        Replying to @outlaw_mann @grizzlemeister and

        I guess that’s what she’s going for, only DT did a mass block off of a list 😆

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Sully‏ @_Blueyedevil Oct 20
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        You understand if he were to lose he'd be the next Supreme Court judge or attorney general.

        6 replies 12 retweets 250 likes
      3. Grace Jane‏ @GraceJaneNJ Oct 20
        Replying to @_Blueyedevil @chelseahandler

        Well with Beto and one other, we take the senate, so...

        32 replies 2 retweets 27 likes
      4. Sully‏ @_Blueyedevil Oct 20
        Replying to @GraceJaneNJ @chelseahandler

        Beta isn't going to win

        6 replies 4 retweets 249 likes
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      2. Monty Boa‏ @MontyBoa99 Oct 19
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Heidi Cruz will still be a Managing Director at Goldman Sachs, where she probably clears $500k. And Cruz's net worth was at least $4.5 MM in 2016, so it's higher now. She's crying poor to try to dodge the allegation that Cruz is a noisy ivory tower hermit. #BetoForTexaspic.twitter.com/rIUz06sLr1

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      3. Deplorable Me, B 🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @BethMSH_ Oct 19
        Replying to @MontyBoa99 @chelseahandler

        You wanna talk net worth of Congress, let's start with Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, and Maxine waters.

        1 reply 4 retweets 17 likes
      4. Monty Boa‏ @MontyBoa99 Oct 19
        Replying to @BethMSH_ @chelseahandler

        No, let's not. The Republicans in Congress are twice as wealthy as the Democrats. You got #busted by facts. Again.pic.twitter.com/7KwTxprwjD

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      5.  🇺🇸 SKY45  🇺🇸 ︻デ═一‏ @SKYRIDER4538 Oct 20
        Replying to @MontyBoa99 @BethMSH_ @chelseahandler

        As long as they cut taxes, keep our borders closed to illegals, respect our first & second amendment why would we care if they’re rich. Don’t be envious. It’s only an issue when much like the Dem politicians they run our cities & states to the ground (ie. Chicago & California)

        8 replies 82 retweets 114 likes
      6.  💥Texas Belle The NATIONALIST 💥‏ @TexasLo4Ever Oct 20
        Replying to @SKYRIDER4538 @MontyBoa99 and

        90% of congress is too rich for their position. They've been there too long & know the advantages of playing to political game. I don't care how much money they have...really....just keep big govt out of my life, #LEGALnotILLEGAL people coming in & keep #AmericaFirst!

        3 replies 13 retweets 23 likes
      7.  🇺🇸 SKY45  🇺🇸 ︻デ═一‏ @SKYRIDER4538 Oct 20
        Replying to @TexasLo4Ever @MontyBoa99 and

        Exactly!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. jlouder *WWG1WGA*  🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @Jlouder2 Oct 20
        Replying to @SKYRIDER4538 @TexasLo4Ever and

        Tbh I've always hated politicians, that's probably why I love trump so much. Last time I voted was in 2000 for Nader. I'm registered to vote and will be going pub down the line, not for the party, but for Trump and against the looney lefties.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Pembpix‏ @pembpix Oct 19
        Replying to @chelseahandler

        Please DON'T STOP TALKING it is going to WORK SOOO well!!!pic.twitter.com/lF3vAbhNb7

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        17 replies 27 retweets 179 likes
      3. Jimmy Burris‏ @JBurrisRealtor Oct 20
        Replying to @pembpix @chelseahandler

        The real @chelseahandler lol golden shower lover.

        1 reply 5 retweets 56 likes
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